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Now look what you've done to manolith.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
Couldn't care less; I'm drinking coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
i should have come to expect this callousness by now
but it still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Speaking of which, I used a pumice pummice pummis one of those stones on my feet yesterday.
They are lovely and smooth.
And I can get into those trousers and take shallow breaths now.
One week to go. Will I do it? A tale of one man and some other men and some women moving from one place to another and improving their dress code and that. This summer baldmonkey is.
I pissed on an orchestra lol
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
I am jolly waki, you see.
Hey hey I'm the monkees people steeple wimple and woo
Bum bum rhythm and kebabs.
Slipped disc sponge and a staff.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
Morning All
Just to let you know Baby Leah ( Emma's daughter ) was born 29/06/2011 at 2:39.

She was 7lb 7oz. They are both well and happy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
Oh good.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
emma who?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
You know, Leah's mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
oh right, of course

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
I've never heard of her.
But apparently there is chocolate fudge cake in the kitchen for £1 a slice yesterday.
For CHARITY.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
The slack fannied fucking bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
What already?
she's less than a day old!
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
FUCK HER IN THE FONTANELLE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
you can't defile a church!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
Unless it's a Charlotte

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
I'd love to defile a spring onion.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Charlotte is a potato
not gay salady thing. Actually, they are salad potatoes... so carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
POGO
MOGO
LOGO
TOGA
Flip flop
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
your, ahem, 'wakiness' is more verbose than usual today

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
I'm bored and tired and can't get on until I am sent a file.
If I'm miserable, everyone else can be too.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
that's the spirit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
This one time I taped some tins of beans to my knees.
IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
imagine it
like you just did?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
LOL!
TIN-KNEES!
CAT-TIN-KNEES!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7226479
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
that wasn't terrible bullying!
i was being very tactful
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
See, when a day starts all shit like this, it's normally quite difficult to recover it.
BACK OF THE WAKI FUCK EGG NET WIBBLE WIBBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
where the hell are all the good people?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
yeah, you're alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
I thought you were alright too.
Then you outed yourself as a massive racist :((((((

It just goes to show that internet personas can be carefully crafted to hide one's true nature.

(I'm actually a hairy lesbian from Damascus. No, really. That bloke in Scotland stole my identity.)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
mykeyboy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
HI.
DID YOU SEE ANY GOOD PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY IN?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
HAHAHAHA! I MADE A VERY FUNNI JOKES!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
well you say that now
but it's all too similar to brayndedd's racist outburst the other day. make a flippant remark that betrays your underlying bigotry and then backpedal furiously when pulled up on it.

are you racist too manolith?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
heh, that'd be a hard accusation to pin on me, i think

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
You only fuck her as a form of subjugation.
There. Not that tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
i guess it would be hard to disprove that
fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
I'm good, so I am.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
ah, a challenger arrives, let us see how this pans out in the long term

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
i'm afraid i don't have anything better than the cheryl cole defence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
you married a gay black man?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
it's the 'i can't be a racist because my other half is black' defence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
why so?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
He's painted his blow up doll to look like a gollywog.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
I imagine that's because he's nostalgic for the days of slavery

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
If you press the button on it's tummy, it sings Al Jolson songs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
i've painted my blow-up d...
oh baldmonkey already told you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)