DEATH VALLEY HUH
what a fascinating place.

I was reading about its inhospitablility and then i moved on and read about its marvellous springtime and its magical rocks.

Have any of you been there? Are there any comparably fascinating places that you know of?
( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)

i hear reading's QUITE spectacular at this time of year.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)

I read all year.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

STOP SHOWING OFF.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

oh god.
www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1354676#answers-post-1354682
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

You think that's bad you should read Bob Todd's post history.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

MORE LIKE BLOB TURD, AMIRITE

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)

I just tried to do that
It appears her account has been deleted.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6915422
( Lord Gnome, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

The sky is blue, grass is green, women bleed from the vagina. Why are you overreacting to this?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

I saw a picture of what looked like a woman pushing a bloodied baby into another woman's vagina the other day.
It was disgusting.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

were they wearing party hats?
was the a cake in the backround?

I think there might have been music playing, and when the music stops whoever had the baby in their fanny got to keep it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

Oh, he saw a picture of an adoption?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

i just liked the phrase 'on the plop'

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

I love you.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

i love you too, mono.
run away with me and theoban.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

Only if I don't have to ACTUALLY run.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)

You could use your shit bike.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking good one you fucking cunt
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

Bit harsh, I was only trying to help.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

No you fucking weren't you useless prick.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Whoa man, what's wrong?
Do you want to talk about it?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

Not with you, you'll just carry on trying to insult me in an incredibly non-funny non-insulting way.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

I've not heard that before. On the blob, but not Plop.
It doesn't sound quite right.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

plop is poo poo

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

Well yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

I'm suddenly very depressed...

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

No! Why?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

because baldmonkey hates him.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

Baldmonkey hates me too
I see it as a term of endearment
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

I'm looking into my board game review website and I fucking hate "blogs"
but it seems like it might actually be the easiest shittest quickest cuntish way of doing it.
what's your opinion?
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

Well it might be a good place to start at least
See how that goes, then take it from there maybe? I'm not really well versed in these things to be honest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

I just really hate blog style website and it seems that every fucking shit website is a blog these days.
They should all fuck off.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

hush biggun
Go home, relax, think about it tomorrow.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

Tomrrow can fuck off 'n' all

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

have you considered that the idea of a board game review website is, in itself, stupefyingly shit?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

And you're mean :'(

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)

Quite the roller-coaster for you today, eh MONO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

Yes
to top it all off I'm getting a headache.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

Harsh luck MONO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

I hate life.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

It is a bitch.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

Dunno, toe probably.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)

I thought that was taking a dump.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

21 years ago, christ, if he's still thinking about that, 21 years later, then that implies he hasn't had it much since then, even by my standards.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

this is about Janet's chuff right?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

you shut your dirty mouth.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

how are YOUR magical rocks? nudge nudge wink

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

buy me another martini, sweetcheeks, and you can find out for yourself.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

HOT AND FLORAL?

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

natural yoghurt ftw

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

An innocent mistake, the two share some characteristics,
But the desert sees more action, arguably.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

.... scorpions ....

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Has anyone seen my frisbee?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

Someone brought a yellow disc to the session last night
I came out in cold sweats
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

out in cold sweats
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)

Aah shit

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)

'attnetion'?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

Yes, attnetion

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

You've obviously never been to Portchester

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

have too.

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

Well then I stand corrected
It's shit isn't it. My parents live there. Not saying it's their fault per se, but nevertheless.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

my dad was born in portsmouth and we had an uncle in emsworth and my grandma was in... southsea?
or something. we visited that area quite a lot before both those relatives died.
( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Aha
Parts of Emsworth are beautiful. I want to move there one day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)

yeah it was a bungalow they had, but massive, with a tennis court and large gardens and they put a second level on top
and it was the most beautiful of all my relatives' houses.

and then he DIED of CANCER. LET THAT BE A WARNING.
( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

Wow, Emsworth's not all it's cracked up to be, huh.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

i lived in portchester until i went to uni
my mum still lives there. it's not that bad. bit boring but there are worse places.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)

We have the same Mum?
Yes, there are far worse places. But it's certainly worse than it used to be. The precinct used to be a proper little shopping centre, now it's dreadful. The chippy on White Hart Lane's still pretty good though.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

i lived on a little road off leith avenue
yeah, the precinct is a bit depressing. i used to work in the somerfield there
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

Awesome. I worked in the Clintons (when it was there)
About 9 years ago-ish.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

Ilha Grande's probably the most fascinating place I've been to.
There's a walk from the main town through the jungle about 30 minutes long but you come out on the other side of the island and there's the most awesome beach I've ever seen. Was ace. By Mike, aged 8.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

I sailed around the Ionian for a couple of weeks,
we didn't see jungle, but we found some amazing little islands, and some of the prettiest beaches I have ever seen.

oh, and Candle and that, woo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

I was quite looking forward to the beaches of Rio but they're all shit and full of cunts selling towels and sunglasses.
Give me this any day SON.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

That's lovely,
try one of these too
2.bp.blogspot.com/_p3p0td7vupU/SoeeMBJEtvI/AAAAAAAAAu0/PwIvfpbVYNk/s400/nayagioo.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

where is ilha grande?

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

An island about 30 minutes from Rio.
The electricity cut out about 3 times in 3 days and it wasn't the least bit annoying. I've never seen so many stars.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

I've just been to the dentist round the corner,
they have televisions on the ceiling, that's about as spectacular as it's going to get today i reckon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

i always watch my mouth in the small round shiny thing above the lamp.

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

He angled it away from me,
so i just stared intently up the nose of the assistant girl.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

I wanted to hold a mirror to mine last time
They reconstructed half of one of my molars using some kind of dental martix and some gritty cement stuff
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

Worst six million dollar man episode ever.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

Our dentist has a tv in the corner
Which weirdly plays trailers for films that aren't coming out for ages. They were playing the Toy Story 3 trailer a good 18 months before it came out over here. It's really quite odd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

I've seen the largest cuckoo clock in the world

beat that touristos
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

I haven't been there
or anywhere comparable. I went through the Gobi desert recently, however, and was surprised by how green and grassy it was. Also by how fucking sharp the grass was, when it slashed my foot and burst my team-mate's air bed.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

wicked grass.
the most touristy place i have been to is probably rome. it was alright but too hot and i was at my fattest so i covered up with a thick hoodie and cords because i was embarrassed. i sweated prettily.
( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

i went to rome when i was ten.
in the photo, i look about seventy. my husband becomes helpless with laughter whenever anyone says 'rome'. what a fucking cunt that man is.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Some mental caves in Yugoslavia (when it was referred to as such)
They were LOLIMPRESSIVE and had blind fish in them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

Now they're called the Former Mental Caves

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

Former Yugoslavic Republic of Mental Caves

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

+ Pepsi Presents

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Former Yugoslavic Republic of Mental Caves 1 Former Soviet Socialist Republic of Crazy Pothole 2

(Djorkonokonovic '89) (Melvinchekankovoic '90,'90+3)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

ha, nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

oooh maybe i will one day go spelunking!

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

Is that a sexual reference?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

Using specialist equipment to descend into a large, dark hole
So yes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

The spelunking of Janet Aylia by Frisbee Adam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

TO
R
ROOM
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

My happy place has been taken away from me :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

There could be a whole series of them.
Bog snorkelling Janet Aylia by Frisbee Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)

Pole dancing Frisbee Adam by Janet Aylia.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

when did Grrrmachine get involved?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

Potting brown with Janet Aylia by Frisbee Adam

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)

I think Mrs Janet Frisbee has a nice ring to it.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

So does he kewpie, so does he.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

Like a very very scary Bear Grylls documentary

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

Hi, I'm Frisbee Adam and this is how you eat Janet Aylia.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

BINKY BINKY BINKY BINKY BINKY
TERRIBLE NEWS!
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)

WHAT IS IT MONO!?

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

I'm not sure where to start with writing my new webseries....
I always get writers block before I start something... when I get going I'm fine...
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

Episode 1 should be about one of your main protagonists either dying or leaving forever
But in the end they don't. That is your A to B. Then the bits you fill it with will inevitably give you inspiration for further stories.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

death is fun.
I'm going to try to make it silent too....
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

I look forward to seeing your efforts immensely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

efforts penis
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

I'm not.
It'll probably end up really shit and I'll give up.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)

You should link up with baldmonkey
I'm sure he could provide you with enough creative input to get you started.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

I have PLENTY of ideas.
Just find it hard to start.
baldmonkey doesn't seem to want anything to do with me.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

That's a pity
baldmonkey seems to have no problems getting things started but doesn't stick with them, whereas you would appear to be the exact opposite.

I thought you would complement each other rather well in that regard.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

What is it boy? Timmy's fallen down the old well?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

seen a few documentaries on this place...
picscrunch.blogspot.com/2010/11/beauty-inside-crystal-caves-amazing.html = crystals the size of buildings. Toxic atmosphere, 100% humidity at 200 degrees or something.

Another awesome cave I saw on TV was in South America somewhere where there was tidal slow underwater, so the water was half fresh, half salt. As the salt water is [heavier / lighter] than the fresh water, they sit in two different layers, so people swim into the caves, think the top layer is air, start breathing it and drown. nice.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)

ahh yes they are stunning caves, so they are

( sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

i once beat up the world's strongest man at the top of mount everest

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)

I accuse you of lying.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

JACK HUGHES

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)