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It's probably because he was a racist.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
Probably.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
all the best grandads are.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
My Nan said she wouldn't try Lapsang Souchong because it was from China

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
Hang on we've done this before haven't we?

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
Yes, I believe we have
She once commented (in front of friends and family) that there was a "big nigger" on tv once. That one was fun.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
I heard an old lady say she thought the darkie on X Factor was good.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
They do have extraordinary singing voices, don't they?

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
Black is the colour of the devil's waistcoat, according to grandpa-mmps.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
haha

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
My Nan always lets us know if someone she met was a darkie
And that they were very nice
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
She also doesn't like people with Downs Syndrome (or Mongles, as she calls them)
because one grabbed her arm once
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
my ex-father in law didn't mind darkies as it 'isn't their fault, and they can't half dance, though'.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
Good old grandad...turning a negative into a positive

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
In my old colliery band the conducter would let us know if we were playing out of time
By telling us to 'feel the rhythm, like de black man'
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
were you all blacked up with coal dust too?
and going around saying 'where am dat wartymelon'
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
Thatcher took our watermelons off us

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
That's because they're inadequate protection when working in a mine

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
ELF 'N' SAFETY GONE MAD!

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
An enormous part of my Nan's family are black gypsies,
yet she dislikes both blacks and gypsies.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
It should be a question of the week one week.
"He was swearing like a black" - my Grandad.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
My Grandad calls them 'Cherry Blossom Paddies'

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
oh god yes. racist grandparents.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
How many of them do you think would just use it as an excuse to post something incredibly racist?

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
all of them. that's the beauty of it.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
'calling them pakis was good enough for my granddad why isn't it ok that I do it'
'bloody nignogs making us change the rules'
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
My favourite one is...
"Why can't we call them Pakis? They're FROM Pakistan!"
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
Oh Sammi :(

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
No-one has ever taken offence when I say I'm going down the chinkies.
I'd like to see sammi back on here, so I can call her a cunt once more.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
'Brits' must be racist too

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
oh, don't start this, you terrible troll.

(, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)