Last week I has a fissure open up around the exit of my anus and when I farted while taking a shit it splattered the back of the bowl with bright red blood....
... and then from my anus between pushing shit out my bumhole it was dropping blood hard enough to feel it splashing back up against my cheeks. Then when I looked down, I couldn't see the bottom of the toilet because it was so bloody.

This happened every 7 hours or soo for the whole week, except for the wensday when it kind of closed up, but then I felt a sting the next morning and it started up again 'till saturday when it finally closed up for good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)

( well, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)

gonz,
What is the name of your medical condition?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)

Yid.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)

Crohn's Desease.
I feel this is the nuclear bomb of victories in the war against thread deletion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)

my friend has that
she likes being fucked up the arse
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)

That's handy - it would appear that she is.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)

bollocks

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)

Elspeth

( vladimir, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)

Def Con Number twos.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)

please type less

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)

Clickin' dis

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)

:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)

haha, shitty pooey splatterfart lols

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)

no flower filter at all its a fucking disgrace

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)

stick with it, I'm sure there'll be christmas icons soon

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)

oh snap

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)

GAZ me gonz's address imma order him a vindaloo

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)

k

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)

At least you've started referring to your anus as an exit rather than an entrance.

( Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)

That sounds terrible.
You should see a doctor about that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)

Yeah', I do, at least once a week =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)