Which is your favorite not good film?

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)

My personal favourite
www.imdb.com/title/tt0305396/
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)

I can watch Chronicles of Riddick over and over
It's objectively terrible but man I do quite like it
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)

I think that's a deeply underated film
I'm more than willing to forgive it's inherent cheesiness because it had some ambition.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)

It was basically 'let's make Dune, right, but with Vin Diesel hitting people'
10/10 would watch again
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)

you were right theo.
we're just not meant to be.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

Best keep it casual then

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)

does this mean trainers are allowed?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)

No, just swimming instructors

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)

I like it.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)

VIN HAS NEVER MADE A BAD FILM

( mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)

He was the robot in Iron Giant. I don't know if that's within your remit though.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)

it needed more dinosaurs, but i'll stick with vin

( mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)

I ain't seen the Pacifier so I dunno if that's good quality entertainment

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)

Don't bother.
It's probably an ok film if you're 12
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

I can say the same about "Kung Pow"
When my brother and I rented it we thought it was shit. Then realised we were constantly quoting it. So we watched it again and loved it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)

Chosen One!
I'm coming!

etc.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)

THASSA LOTTA NUTS.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)

I'm a birdy too

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)

i've never seen it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

They take a Hong Kong martial arts movie, superimpose Steve Oedekerk into it and redub the whole thing.
It's very very silly.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)

Starship Troopers has to be the ulimate awesome AND shit film

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)

a mate of mine
to this day maintains it's the greatest film ever made. Personally I think Evil Dead 3 was better.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)

It has breasts
I don't see where you think this is film is shit
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)

I liked the bit with the breasts.
This is because I like breasts.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)

Breasts are just a rad pink bit surrounded by some mushy bits

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)

But they're awesome pink bits surrounded by some mushy bits

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)

neither of you have ever seen a real boob, have you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)

Of course I have.
They're kinda round with a hole in them for oxygen and they change size depending on the girl's mood
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)

Fine, you describe them then

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)

warm mounds of awesome.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)

You've never seen a real boob, have you?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)

People keep telling me I'm a tit.
Does that count?
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)

if i want to see boobs, theo, i just look down my top.
i'm lucky like that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)

If I want to see boobs then I just look down your top too

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)

dad?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)

Son?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)

MONO!

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

I just look down my top pull up my trousers
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)

whut?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)

they're like bags of sand

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)

IT'S FROM A FILM

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)

IS IT REALLY?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)

Janet has reacted to this description with disdain and sarcasm

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)

to be honest, theo, that's how i react to pretty much everything.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)

I still haven't recovered from wot you said about me willy
:(
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)

It's not shit.
Just several shades of awesome!
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)