I shave while shitting.
Anyone else have any time saving ablution tips?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)

If you use a wet razor, I hope you're not rinsing it in the toilet water

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)

I don't. I use an electric razor.
But I do rinse it out at the end by holding it in the flushing bowl.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)

Just throw food down the toilet
Saves time
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)

OH! THAT MAKES ME AN IDEA.
BRB.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)

There. Dun you an SBP.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)

AWESOME and published

( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)

I shit in the shower.
I'd shave there too but the shaver would probably break.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)

Don't bother washing, nobody wants to look at you or be near you anyway so you gain nothing from not stinking and being dirty.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)

on a vaguely related note,
I was at a house yesterday with a mirror set at crotch height behind the toilet, so you can watch yourself weeing from 2 angles. Seemeed a bit weird to me.

Also, I save time by never showering. Ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)

When I was growing up the neighbours had a full length mirror across from the bog
So if you had a shit you'd just stare at yourself.

I reckon they're in prison now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)

I'd never get off the toilet.
My erection would prevent me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)

It was probably that one way glass stuff you get in police interrogation rooms
And somewhere is an archive of videos of a young theobans pooping.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)

I only used the toilet once and I were too freaked out to use it ever again
It ain't right piggo, it ain't right
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)

Sometimes, for a change of scenery, when on the loo I sit facing the cistern

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)

I sometimes go side saddle
Even though I know men should do nothing side saddle
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)

but what if I don't want to show my petticoats?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)