wtf why you call him that

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

it's a bit nicer than media whore

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

i know a media monkey on twitter and stuff and the guardians media monkey also goes by that name
i never realised it was a THING
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

I didn't know that it was, I was just looking for something mildly insulting.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

Would you prefer I change it?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

nah its fine, carry on mmps.

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

*salutes, with sexy results*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

You've been touching my chest for a while now...

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

it's a big chest.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)

Well..
I guess it is.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)

Hello Binky
I would like to try that game, can I play with you please?
( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

i dont even know how you do that....
i am er inkymittens on xbox. if you can find us?
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

On xbox you say?
I won't be on my xbox until at least Sunday.
Off away for the weekend you see
( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

I just added you on my phone.
Technology can be awesome, sometimes.
( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

i am shocked and amazed

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

=^v^=

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

does this mean you two are going out now?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

Oh boy, I hope so!

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

I have no idea what binky looks like but I imagine you're in for some floral buxom loving now

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)

To be honest I'd be happy with a quick go on her tits.

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

They're probably excellent
She seems the sort
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

*crosses fingers*

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

a young Miriam Margolyes I'd say.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

She's a cross between an Enid Blyton tale and the Ann Summers catalogue

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

this is actually pretty accurate

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

Five Go Fisting

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

that sounds pretty rough :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

you would say that
it just means that you appear to be a bit sweet and innocent but actually have a bubbling undercurrent of filth, like in that tentacle porn comment below
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

IT SOUNDS TO ME
like terribly old-fashioned "what ho more lemonade how spiffing oh jolly" + "tarty pants and a strap-on"
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)

i am getting so confused by this internetting.

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)

conf aro
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

i slid off my chair :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

:D

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

anyway it was a cartoon, no real girls were harmed in the making of this sick filth.
i was just trying to think of cartoons which are actually explicit. i think that scene is quite early-on and then there's nothing so dodgy, mostly fights i think.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

Filthy Hussy

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

i'll never forget the time i tried to lend my personal usb stick to someone at work
and i didn't realise my then-boyfriend had loaded the film "pervert" onto it.

and i spent over half an hour painfully embarrassed as my colleague flicked through the whole film on fastfwd in full view of everyone.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

Hahaha
Amazing!
( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

there's cheesy sex, topless everywhere, gore and a detachable penis.
what's not to like :/
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

Will you marry me?

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

im... involved.

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

That's fine with me.

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

i'll ask him his opinion k

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Thanks.
xxx
( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

This is what I meant, I didn't mean to upset her, oh god I don't think I'm allowed to post here anymore, oh god I'm so so sorry please don't hurt me

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

I think it's best you just leave
leave come over here and touch my personal zones
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

Like the armpit and the belly button

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

+ and drink it all up
I say DOC-TOR!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

The Secret Seven Inches

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

Jolly Little Jumbo-size

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Cock, that is, I'm not calling Binky a fatty

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Just suggesting she has a massive lob-on

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

I believe I've already gone on the record stating that binky has a penis.
Not even a dainty lady penis.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7418258
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

The Blue Story Book
Funnily this is actually an Enid Blyton book, no edit necessary
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

In fact, there's a few that don't need any modification, just a suitably dirty mind.
The Bad Little Monkey, The Enid Blyton Book of Bunnies, The Yellow Fairy Book, Naughty Amelia Jane, The Secret Mountain. I've come over all funny.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

enid blyton books were not all written by enid. fact.

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

is it a coincidence that her name is an anagram of tiny blonde?
SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

i always imagined her looking like grandma nelson, if im honest - defined chin/big nose and curly white hair

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

I read the first one as 'The Bald Little Monkey'.
With sexy results.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Me too.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

Mrs.Tug-a-winkle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)

LOFFOL!

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

Thank you Mono

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

i've just googled her. the spanish infanta? tyvm.

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Yep.
Lady Whiteadder too, I think.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

and queen victoria!

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Oh yes...to Jim Broadbent's Prince Albert
So to speak
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

I sent you a message too, amazing!

( MONO!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)