The whole bash thing seems to have died on its arse.
Not entirely but there are far fewer than there used to be. I guess that's because the only people left here are the truly antisocial and the needy (those groups are not mutually exclusive) who nobody in their right mind would ever want to meet.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)

Except I imagine the majority of the people left were regular bashers.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)

OK perhaps it's just the organisers who have left
Anyway, who went to bashes in the first place apart from needy types?
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)

Well, yes, there is that.
The people that organised them were generally needy types with big houses, or needy types that actually left the house sometimes to find out which pub would be best for a large group of recluses
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)

I'm holding a year long bash here
But none of you fuckers ever turn up
( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)

MY COCK SMELLS OF CHEESEY VINEGAR.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)

I went to one exceptionally painful one where some prick did the most cringeworthy exageration of his online persona by smashing up a keyboard with a sledgehammer.
Moreover, he made everyone sit and watch him like he was something special.
That was enough to put me off the proper bashes.
I only meet up with the people I like occassionally now.
Secret bashes FTW.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)

It wasn't you was it?

( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)

the keyboard represented an orchestra
the sledgehammer represented his piss
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)

It was him.
I had to watch. I mean, I had to, it was at CHB's an he's an ex special forces or something and if we hadn't watched he'd have shot us.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)

I prefer to pretend it wasn't.
I'm deeply ashamed of it.
It was someone else's idea and I agreed to it. I'm going to pretend reluctantly.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)

I tried looking on YouTube for the video
All I could find was fucking Keyboard Cat.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)

why didn't you smash his face in with the sledgehammer?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)

Who was it?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)

A stupid fat ballbag.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)

It sounds like something a stupid fat ballbag would do.
Why wasn't I invited to attend this farce?
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

You're dull as fuck.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)

Go shove a MONO! up your cockend and shit out a dullard

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)

go shove a bumhole up your cockend and shit out a MONO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)

I'm totally not inviting you to my AWESOME BUMHOLE BASH now.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)

FINE.
You and Adam have a great time then. Cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)

If I ever met Adam, I'd probably hammer him in the groin, just to be sure he can't infect the world with dullardism

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)

I'll bash your bumhole in a bit.
Um, I mean...never mind.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)

There was a secret bash last night.
Bet you didn't know that, eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)

I never get invited to anything.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

I seem to have upset a lot of people over the last few years.
On account of being a prick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

I say 'bash',
actually me and Flapjack had some dim sum and a few beers.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)

LOL
I saw the video of this online. What a fucking stupid prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)

It's a shame they don't happen more often
And closer to where I live. There's a whole load of B3tans I'd really like to meet.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)

Organise a Portsmouth bash then.
Go out to a pub and club then back to your house for a piss-up.

I think there used to be quite a few Portsmouth bashes, sure there used to be a disproportionate number of b3tans down that direction.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)

If I were a needy prick I'd probably live down there.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)

Yeah, maybe in the summer I will
At the moment it's just me, Balders and Manolith as far as I'm aware. I know that there are some people not too far away. Hmm....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)

I'd come*
I probably wouldn't come.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)

I'd invite you*
I'd probably not, etc
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)