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bored of that
Best presentation of an egg? I vote Ludwig, that shit was cress
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
Over medium.
Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
*slow release of gas fart noise*
Sorry 'bout that
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
comedy gold, alright mw

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
cadburys

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
Ooo nicely.
more nom right there.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
Straight to Prescott's smug prick face.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
i think he won that exchange

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
Yeah, but only because the cunt that threw it was a fucking retard.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
I loved the smug look on the retards face, then he got punched

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
Hell yeah.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
I miss poopants :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
Yeah, shame they died. Still, NEW ICON!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
i miss texan bars, not nonces, funny old world aint it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Are you calling me a nonce fanny face?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
i dont care, you aint ever going to entertain me on the forum, i think we should just ignore each other, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
Oo blimey. don't want to upset the apple cart, seeing as this is your land
Maybe I should get orf it.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
If we could organise a Blue Name Battle Royale we could get LOADS of new icons mongy.
Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
You rang Sir?
Alwight Shoes me ole mucker!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
I was wrong, I don't miss you at all.
why can't you be better so I can miss you?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
Careful now
Make sure you are using the correct words and phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
there's so many names on here I don't recognise
or care about
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
I don't care
that you don't care.

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
Why do you have to be so selfish?
:(
It's been ages since we got a new icon.
Do the decent thing and be dead again The LOVELY PooPants (RIP).
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
I will sell you my icon for
A day without mongachoppy speaking
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
oh man, this is terrible bullying.
last week it was ribenagate and now this :'(
why can't you just leave the poor man alone, hasn't he suffered enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
the hurt keeps on :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
Hey, Mongy, if you talk negatively towards me, I shall do the same to you.
Only fair.

Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY MONGY!
I'm GAZing the mods!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
No.
Firstly mongy is much-loved on this forum.
Secondly we don't want YOUR icon. We want NEW icons. And the only way we get new icons these days is when a b3tan dies.
Sadtimes I know, but your sacrifice will be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
what a cunt :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
I'm the biggest cludge in the World!

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
it's clunge you fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
Fuck off you imbecile
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cludge

Next time wear a condom, before trying to be over-intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
So this is you then, is it?
"A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
*sigh*
Do I have to educate ALL of you?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
Is this some sort of nonce-fantasy where we all dress up like the Bash Street Kids and you pretend to be teacher?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
Tell that to shoes
He's the one correcting me.

-Or at least attempting to.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
because it takes a bit of time for me to put this Plug costume on
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
NO
Is the answer
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
:(
damnit I've already got everything except the mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
It's better for me if you wear the mask
please.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
Are you calling me a nonce too?!
Is this word of the day or something?

Like a pre-pubescent giggle fit word. Tickles your fancies.

You gay fuck faces!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
Shush it you gaymotism.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
In order preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
Yeah, it's still clunge.
Why can't you fuck off to OT, even Adam is better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
In case you hadn't noticed
You can use more then one word to represent another

I doubt clunge is the only word allowed
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
so is it a merican term then?
cause I know cludge or cludgy means a toilet in scotland, which makes sense becasue you appear to be full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
What you know
Doesn't necessarily mean you know it all.

Cludge

A slang term for vagina.
Originated in the Corstorphine area of Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
that explains it, they're all useless junkies there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
They're all Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
Everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCT3qiiCFY#t=8m09s
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
benedict bro

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
Eggs Benedict are 100% boss,
I also invented Eggs Dirk Benedict, which uses a sausage instead of a ham, because it kind of looks like one of his trademark cigars.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
in a spoon

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:01, archived)