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it would probably end up just being half a dozen 'the bible lol' posts

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:56, archived)
Fifty Shades of Harry Potter in the Bible LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:56, archived)
Then all the ragey hipsters saying
"RAAGH!! Anything mainstream, because people that read popular books don't deserve EYES!!!! RAAAGHH!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:57, archived)
I burned that book about peter pan because it was for nonces.
The accord purred its approval and we sped off to sit at the school gates, waiting for trouble to rear its noncey head.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
I threw Eric Bischoff's autobiography in the bin because one of my kids shat on it
If I ever meet him I fully intend to tell him this story.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:00, archived)
btw, people that know who Bischoff is will find this amusing
People that don't will find it tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01, archived)
because he likes kids shitting on him?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
You said that, not me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:05, archived)
i'd have found it amusing but i've heard this old chestnut before, so now it's just tedious

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:11, archived)
You tall hairy prick
Y'alright love?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
Wow, these things are well clever

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
alright brickpot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)
Brickpot says yes, he's fine thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:29, archived)
alrighy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
write it on a post it and staple it to his head.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)
my brother totally ripped a hardback war and peace in half with his bare hands
it's alright it was a drug dealer
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01, archived)
Wow, he must be hella strong

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
police gave him a medal

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
Wow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:05, archived)
my mates brother's friend shoved a rolled up razzle up this slut's fanny.
she totally loved it and done a cum that was so strong the razzle impaled three drug dealers. The cops didn't bother investigating because it was only drug dealers what died.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06, archived)
Bollocks
Razzle would never have that sort of effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08, archived)
readers wives?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
I'm actually struggling to think of the name of a porno mag
My god...what's happened to me Windy?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
too much internet porn. sadtimes :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)
I can't say i'm not dissapointed TH.
But I still loves ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
her juices had hardened causing it to be like a fucking missile.
it flew out with such force it caused a small tornado and a small child was sucked up her fanny. still lives there today, she has to shove sherbert fountains and nice 'n' spicy nik naks up there to keep him quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
Her juices?
Now I KNOW you're lying. Women don't have juices.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:14, archived)
poor mrs TH :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:15, archived)
SHE HAS NO REASON TO COMPLAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
or arms and legs to escape

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
Ah, Torso Girl

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
You can grind them down into a fine paste, and sieve the results.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
Could you dry them out to create a fine powder?
Or maybe even granules?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:18, archived)
you could turn them into foodstuffs.
clitiflakes, just add milk!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)
Like a slightly musky Coffee-Mate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
and sell them as a drug
"My wife gets right up my nose sometimes, LOL!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)