girls with penises
what's that all about eh?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:16, archived)

All the thrills of pederasty, in a socially presentable package

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:19, archived)

oh god yeh they are hot

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:36, archived)

They've got all the funny outie bits but they've also got a hole that you can put your penis inside.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:37, archived)

it's brilliant, plus they cant fake orgasms

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)

I hadn't even thought of this!
It's like a win-win-win-penis-penis-boobs situation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:49, archived)

awkward when they if they have a bigger cock than you though

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:54, archived)

About eighty euro an hour.
Erm, I'd imagine.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:48, archived)

Attached, or in a collection?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:17, archived)

what if they get themselves pregnant what happens then?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:19, archived)

Custody battle.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)

imagine if every time you had a wet dream there was a risk of you getting pregnant, what a nightmare

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)

A custardy battle would be a zillion percent sexier.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:38, archived)

Vanillary Ladyboys, I think I've got that on region 3 somewhere

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:43, archived)

That's how gays are made

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:04, archived)

That's a relief, I thought it was something you could catch

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:05, archived)

QOTW probably.
'Ning The STUNNING Doc Ess.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:20, archived)

Also, can someone run up the juicer to tell mongy HAPPY CANDLEDAY! from me?
Ta.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)

I wrote this for you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:34, archived)

I'll oppress YOU in a minute.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:54, archived)

Blokes with tits

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:43, archived)

girls missing a rib phwoar

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:52, archived)

what, pr*nce?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:59, archived)

abomination!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:59, archived)

Poor Gonz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:05, archived)

Hang on that's blokes with tits. As you were.,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:07, archived)

your mum

( mongychops, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:48, archived)

HAPPY CANDLEDAY THE LOVELY MONGY!
:D
*Fishiecakes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:53, archived)