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I can't think of any blue food.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
blueberries
blue slushpuppies
dead babies
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
Blueberries aren't blue
Slush puppies aren't food.
You're right about dead babies though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
blueberries are blue
don't tell me they are purple they are blue
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
They're black.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
DON'T MAKE ME GET VIOLET

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
are you getting indigonant?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
I'll teal you when I am

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
glas him!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
(glas is welsh for blue)

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
it could be prussian for all I know

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
JOIN THE NAVY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
Slush puppies are totally food. They even count towards your 5 a day.
What the shuddering fuck is WRONG with you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
Clearly I'm not eating enough blue foods.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
Clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
i had a sonic the hedgehog birthday cake when i was a kid
that was blue
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
omg sonc

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
Only because of blue dye which isn't a food.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
what the do you think causes colours in normal food?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
red and green dye
obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
I guess it depends on the food really, I don't think kiwi fruit are injected with green dye before they get to the shops.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
I think they're made out of cucumbers

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
what if i freeze it into cubes and eat them?
WHAT THEN, SMART GUY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
Your poo will be blue.
Last week I ate 2 punnets of blueberries and my next poo was deep black.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, archived)
nobody wants a tails cake :((

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)
i'd have a tails cake before i'd have a big the cat cake

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
A Knuckles one would be awesome though

(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
that's why catering plasters are blue

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
That sounds suspiciously like SCIENCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
Have you noticed how raspberry-flavoured drinks and sweets are sometimes blue?
It's like red has already been taken by strawberries, so they have to think of another colour, and just arbitrarily chose blue. Well I guess a lot of the other fruit colours are already chosen, so it had to be blue to avoid ambiguity.

But when it comes to jelly they just make it a darker red, which seems more logical.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
sometimes blue means "bubblegum flavour"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
Oh yeah, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)

www.colormatters.com/color-and-the-body/color-and-appetite-matters
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
You have made me learn stuff, I think that may be a good thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
Smurfs

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
The correct plural is 'smurves'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
you would know that, smurvert

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
I live for smurves and milves.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
alright ministry of shelving
forlorn on the cob
heartbroken biscuits
morose duck
pessimistic of rock
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
alright woocfot

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
The blue bits in blue cheese are blue.
Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
Oh, also the blue Smarties are blue.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)
You kids with your fancy sweets, in my day they were purple with sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
Blue M&Ms are too.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
Oh yes.
Yes it is and it's fucking HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
Then you are brain-broke.
There's LOADS of blue foods.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
LOADS?
Name 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
blueberry muffin, blueberry pie, blueberry ice cream, blueberry jelly
blue cheese on a burger, blue cheese on mushrooms, blue cheese on crackers, blue cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
Blueberries aren't blue, fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)
Yeah they are.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
They're black.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
that's another one
blueberry fool
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
duh, the clue is in the name
blueberries
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
Blackberries aren't black.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
and strawberries are made of straw, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)