I'm already home

( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)

put the bins out

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)

I have communal bins
they're always out
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:17, archived)

I thought you were asking us what we'd do,
so it turns out it's all about you, is it?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)

I was hoping for suggestions
All I'm doing right now is chain smoking and drinking loads of coffee.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)

What sort of physical condition are you in and do you have access to a woman?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)

Tip top physical condition
and no, not a single woman. My mum doesn't count.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)

K you should totally find some whores and have the filthiest possible sex with them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)

According to something on the news the other day
they're only £20 in the midlands and you can pretend you were buying tomatoes when you are arrested.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)

I dread to think what the tomatoes were really for.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)

Nah
for one I don't know where to find any, and for two I'm not a fan of prostitution. Wouldn't really do anything for me.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)

Wait what the fuck how come you're dying then? I mean I'm no doctor but don't you have to have something wrong with you to be dying?
Wait, it turns out I AM a doctor and I still reckon you need to have something wrong with you to be dying.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)

Depression
Hopelessness, loneliness, regret, failure.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:33, archived)

Oh. Ok well don't kill yourself, go and see your doctor, explain how you're feeling and see what they can do for you.
Rather than telling an internet forum full of people who will probably think it's funny to tell you to kill yourself.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:36, archived)

Wait so is the question what would we do if he was about to die which he apparently is or what we would do if were were going to die but we were him?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)

the latter

( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:29, archived)

gaz rob and tell him what icon you'd like us to have

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)

Giving the place a quick tidy too
Don't want to leave the place a shithole
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)

Wait are you serious?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:18, archived)

deadly serious

( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)

how are you doing it?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)

formic acid + sulphuric acid
produces deadly amounts of carbon monoxide.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)

i hope so, this constant needy beakering got tiresome ages ago

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)

makes me look mentally stable.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:43, archived)

Let's not go mad here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)

pffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:50, archived)

Sometimes the most sane response to life is to off yourself
The romans actually had a system where you could apply to end your life and if approved they would grant you the necessary toxins to do so.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:47, archived)