Homosex cars and their advertising taglines please
The ford bum-der. Built for traction in the mud.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:16, archived)

[c] Gran Baldmonkey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)

[c] The Fast and the Baldmonkey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)

[c] Baldmonkey Goes Bananas

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:42, archived)

[c] out at the cinemas soon "Lone Baldmonkey"

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:48, archived)

[c] The Good, The Bald and the Monkey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:19, archived)

[click]

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)

oh boy I bet you can't wait for this week's newsletter with all these funnies in it!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)

I'm not sure this is the right place for your homophobic autophilia

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)

what is this, queersthathatecars.com

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)

Fine baldmonkey films it is.
I GIVE YOU GOLD AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)

[c] You're shit at this, nameless.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:37, archived)

Stop abusing the /talk challenge please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)

[c] Up yours, Thatcher.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)

something in the way she moves
attracts me like no other lover
something in the way she woos me
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)

Toyota Prius. Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)

A Toyota Priapus would be arguably more gay.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:08, archived)

sorry don't think that's a real car

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)

Daewoo Matiz. Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:57, archived)

Fiat 500. Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:58, archived)

Volkswagen Beetle. Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:06, archived)

Fiat Panda. Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)

Anything French or American

(#1, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:30, archived)

Grrry's car. Has gay sex with grrrmachine, although possibly non-consensual

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)

I was completely agreeing with you until this point

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30, archived)

since my car's female, it can't really be gay sex, can it.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)

How old is your car Grrry?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)

you think he might be a car nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)

Can't work out whether this means Grrry bumrapes his car
or vice-versa.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)

Any car with a wankel engine.
Badum tss.
( Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)

Any car with
these fitted
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)

faglols

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)

Daewoo - hoo!
Because Gangnam Style shouldn't be the only fabulous thing to come out of Korea
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)

Ford Focus
Because your sexual orientation has no bearing on your driving skills
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:17, archived)

Just for reference
I was not making any correlation to a penchant for bum sex and your ability to drive
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:27, archived)

bum sex?
well, that's peculiar
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)

Ford Fuckass, ahahaha geddit?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)

Hang on, I drive a Focus. :-/

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:52, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:07, archived)

Ford Public - Made from old Corsairs

(#1, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)

Ford PUBIC more like hahaha "coarse hairs" haha do you get it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:47, archived)