You have to drink some real guinness made from the water from the river Liffy!
And kiss a blarney stone and see giant's causeway and catch a leprechaun and visit Father Ted and get blown up by a nailbomb.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)

i had a piss on the blarney stone

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

blarney rubble

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

i dont drink alcohol, do they do non-alcoholic guinness?

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

are you not starting again after tomorrow, or are you one of these 'reformed characters' now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

You're so much less fun since you became a Mahommetan.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)