Richard McBeef
Has already shown me how to swear properly. Dr Shambolic has taught me how to thicken my dermal layer. Glovington has introduced repartee. Spanish Fly...

MongyChops has shown the way of the righteous path. Mr Horrible has said 'Hello'. Monolith is more than a large beard. I need to respect Meatsnake (one day he WILL be a somebody)

Dave Trouser is one of the elders. Sentimental is an artist. MonsterMunch is a very prominent fellow.
Stuj likes Jane Austen. #1 likes lyrical/visual humour fusions.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)

Xtreeeme Frisbok

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)

You said that^

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)

With the exception of Shambolic, you have been "taught" by other noobs.
That was your first mistake.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:35, archived)

You pointed out the error of my ways.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)

Oh and you smell of poo and wee.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:38, archived)

I've been through that already.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)

OK
Go on Tumblr, create an account in your real name and start a Cee-Lo Green / Chris Brown appreciation page and make sure the feminists see it.

Then we'll accept you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)

Who are 'the feminists'?
That's going to be a difficult one to pin down.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)

90% of Tumblr

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)

How long exactly does one have to be a b3tan before the title of 'noob' is removed
or is it just one of those things where one cannot ever meet your standards, because they weren't here from day 1, thus fueling your deluded levels of self importance?
( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)

No, some people lose "noob" after a few days.
If I recall, the quickest was "minimum fuss" - they got a best noob award, then nobody thought of them as a noob.

Creating a new thread to show how not upset you are is classic long term noob action.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)

The elder has spoken

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:17, archived)

See, you're not getting angsty or upset by my arseholerly.
I declare you no longer a noob.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)

hold on, just counting my front pages...

( mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)

All my front pages were withdrawn.
Because I did not create the pictures that got picked.

They had the gaul to accuse me of wrongdoing too. /board mods are dumb like that.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)

Also, this is you until you prove otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19xsmrOs02g
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)

It has a firm brim.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)

i am more than just a beard, y'know
gawd
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:39, archived)

This makes you a rarity amongst the beard-wearing public.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)

That's true.
Have you told him about how you're a Ken doll down there?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:47, archived)

Explain

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)

He also has hair.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)

I make an effort to not stand out.
I'm glad to see it's working.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)

It's because you're so nice.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)

No you don't, I'm a nobody and I like it that way thank you very much

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)

recognize #meatthestandard

( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)

Glovington Levy - Murderer
#originalraggamuffin
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)