brb still hasn't got me on ignore (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:09,
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Shame and embarrassmentThe other night I accused you of being a Dumb Fuck. I cannot believe that I would use terms of disability or infirmity with which to abuse. I feel deeply ashamed, and hope you accept my undertaking that I will not do so again.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:14,
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I thought you couldn't read?didn't you say you had Type III Lysdexia?
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:33,
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you should continue to explaining how computers work to him, not sure he understands them (
mongychops, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:53,
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yeah, go on, tell me how computers work again, I did enjoy that(, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:05, archived)
(sigh)...A computer is a general purpose device that can be programmed to carry out a set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. Since a sequence of operations can be readily changed, the computer can solve more than one kind of problem.
Conventionally, a computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logic operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. Peripheral devices allow information to be retrieved from an external source, and the result of operations saved and retrieved.
Contrary to popular belief, computers existed from antiquity. Any tool used for calculation could be referred to as a computer. The earliest computers were tally sticks in use since around 20,000 BC. Mechanical analog computers started appearing in first century and were used in the medieval era for astronomical calculations. In World War II, mechanical analog computers were used for specialized military applications. During this time the first electronic digital computers were developed. Originally they were the size of a large room, consuming as much power as several hundred modern personal computers (PCs).
Modern computers based on integrated circuits are millions to billions of times more capable than the early machines, and occupy a fraction of the space. Simple computers are small enough to fit into mobile devices, and mobile computers can be powered by small batteries. Personal computers in their various forms are icons of the Information Age and are what most people think of as “computers.” However, the embedded computers found in many devices from MP3 players to fighter aircraft and from toys to industrial robots are the most numerous.
TL;DR - Computers play Solitaire.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:49,
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thanks, that'll help me enormously in my job as a fucking software developer(, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:55, archived)
Good, glad to be of helpmaybe you'll further you'reself with this
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:59,
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it's ok, I generally don't read your posts(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:04,
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I might start keeping a list of everyone on /talk who copies my schtick(, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:07, archived)
I might start keeping a list of everyone on /talk who copies my schtickIt was ironic iteration. But never mind.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:47,
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doesn't matter, tango and cash is on(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:22,
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if you knew how computers worked you could Google it. You dumb fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:48,
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yeah but apart from that he's an utter prick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:33,
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