Happy Enforced Workplace Wakkiness Day!
How have YOU made YOUR face funny for money?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)

oh shit, I'd forgot about that.
none of the workshop guys have bothered, let's see if any wards do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)

AND it's Friday 13th
Which workplace prick will annoy you the most?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)

My face needs no modifications for people to laugh at it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)

it's onesie day in my office
haha, what will they think of next?

oh god, what will they think of next?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)

fuck me
I'm really sorry to hear that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)

seconded
It's not quite terminal cancer, but it's close.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)

I'm not sure it could get any worse, Doves.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)

well, it's not as bad as the time some people thought it was appropriate to black up

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)

Do you have any black colleagues?
If so, what did they think?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)

I didn't think they had black people in wales
proper black people I mean, miners don't count
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

there are a couple of black guys that work here, i can only imagine what they thought
probably something like "i ain't got no time for these white ass honky mutha fuckers"
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

Those crackers are crazy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

I hope they get sacked and Lenny Henry is informed and stops Comic Relief

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)

Sandra in accounts is wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache, she's a card!

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)

actually she looks like that most of the year...

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)

Is that a medical condition?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)

ive dressed up as sandra in accounts and am wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)

and you're wearing her scent, I can smell it from here.
It's a combination of toilet duck and dog muck
( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

Sandra in accounts has dressed up as mcbeef and is fucking a horse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

i don't think there's anything much happening here
i might drink cheap scotch until my nose is red though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

There's a lad at work who doesn't know when I'm joking (which is brilliant fun)
the other day I offered to share a bottle of beer with him that someone else had bought for me for my b'day. He actually started getting worried because you're not supposed to drink at work.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

If you must employ your own children,
this is bound to happen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:19, archived)

I told him that demerera was Italian for "fat free"
And boy, was my face red when he pointed at that (according to wikipedia) it's ACTUALLY a natural brown sugar that isn't calorie free at all! Did I look stupid, or what??
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)

it sounds like a sitcom every day at your place

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)

If it wasn't I think I'd go insane and kill everyone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)