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that last thread was a bit John Cage
Weekend plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)
Drinky drinky fall over

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:58, archived)
I saw
this and figured it was a post from your future son
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)
I'm infertile mate. Bit insensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)
like your penis, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:26, archived)
you do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)
only in the facebook sense

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
Although I did own an sr250 at one stage.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:22, archived)
My uncle used to call it "pissy cacky fally downy"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)
Incontinence is no laughing matter

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)
it is a bit, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)
Well, a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)
It reminded me of those [deleted] threads on Reddit.
It's shaping up to be a quiet one for me this weekend. There are drinks organised to commiserate the incoherent clusterfuck that is the first round of the presidential elections on Sunday, but I'm undecided about whether to go. Lol, undecided, like in politics, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)
Supposed to be a ruby at the inlaws tonight, and a bbq for my folks on sunday
but at the moment, I'm awaiting the sweet relief of the grave
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
I suppose I could power through tonight, then just rest all day tomorrow
might just work
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
Also, I've just eaten a lot of raw fish
so who knows how that'll pan out
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)
RIP :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)
Ah well, I've had a good run

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)
got the runs, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)
life begins at 40

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)
40 inch waist more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)
strikethrough penus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:30, archived)
you would be able to shove your length in a sperm whale's blowhole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)
Yes
but should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
I agree
How many times is that opportunity going to present itself?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:39, archived)
twice in your lifetime

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:45, archived)
probably five times for the rest of us

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:49, archived)
Twice is enough, really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:52, archived)
If you're sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)
You go for it, mate
Fill your boots, hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)
When does fishing start?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)
there is no closed season on enclosed waters, only rivers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:24, archived)
Gets a bit chilly though, don't wanna catch a cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)
They don't feed much when it's cold, been a few times recently, bit quiet still

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

closed season on enclosed waters Dana

rivers Zuul
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)
taming my shrew

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:12, archived)
you dirty sod

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)
Bit tautologous, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:56, archived)
it lasted longer than 4'33

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:25, archived)
That's what she said

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)
Nothing special.
Need to sign some papers for the solicitors, and look into ice skating lessons for the youngest. Oh, and book places at the South Coast Roll. Might need to do some digging in the garden in preparation for the new shed, too.

Sorry, did you want my "to do" list?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, archived)
I can't wait for AI to replace solicitors

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)
^ wants his own Gigolo Joe

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)
I have no idea who that is

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:49, archived)
Jude Law was in the film "AI" as a sexbot named "Gigolo Joe".
It's a terrible film that's best avoided, so I don't blame you for not knowing the character.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:57, archived)
he's fit!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:00, archived)
He's a good looking lad, I'll grant you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, archived)
trips off this, nig

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, archived)
My intention to marry appt is tomorrow.
Then probably some brunch in Manchester.
Followed by a whole load of nothing
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)
My commiserations to Appt.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)
thanks hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:27, archived)
*mwah*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)
I'm going out to see Ghost in a few hours

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:50, archived)
you fucking massive fucking gaylord
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)
Even I wouldn't go see that shite.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)
On a school trip to Switzerland, we got to watch films of the coach's tiny TV.
Not sure who thought a group of teenage boys would want to watch Ghost but, if I'm honest, I think I enjoyed it more than I did Platoon.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

Ghost, not Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)

Ghost Was
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:13, archived)
That looks worse

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
Really? Christ I saw them at a festival a couple of years ago and thought it was utter shite.
Are you sure you didn't mean to get tickets for GosT?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)
Games of se Thrones?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)
OHHHHH... I thought he meant "the musical"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:02, archived)
I don't care what it is
he's still a gaylord
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, archived)
It's theatrical metal, it's for proper queers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)
god, I feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, archived)
have a poo that'll sort you out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)
I've tried that, and it hasn't worked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:09, archived)
I couldn't get into their previous albums
but the new one grabbed me and I haven't been to a gig since the kid was born so I figured I've give them a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)
You'll hate it. There's some wanker in s stupid costume pinching about like a pope.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:34, archived)
Might go buy an oxygen electric bike , can't decide

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:47, archived)