So long Frank, and thanks for all the plops
What do you miss from your past that you'd also never like to see again?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)

That sounds like a bit of a contradiction

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)

Yeah I don't think he's thought this thru

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)

Was half tempted to do some long rambling variant on The Monkey's Paw but can't really be bothered

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)

Peter Kaye would be good at this thread

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:51, archived)

there's plenty of things I miss from the past
but I don't want to revisit them because they might turn out to be a lot shitter than my memory of them, thus ruining everything. Eating a double decker after a decade was a bit like that.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)

But that could just be a change in taste

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)

yeah, maybe I've changed
but I don't want my happy memories to be changed by my changing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)

Sounds like you are some sort of sentimental prick

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)

the old you never would have said that

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:14, archived)

Wagon Wheels eh, used to be 2ft across

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

Curleh wurlehs, 'member

( Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)

My mates shitting herself now that Krakow is expensive because the salt mine is 20 quid , she won't let me just pay for stuff, it ain't that dear in restaurants and that is it?

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:37, archived)

well, it can be a tourist trap so if you eat in the main square you'll play tourist prices
but step down any of the side streets and there are places for a third of the price. A pint will be between 1-2 pounds, a main course will be 5-6 quid.

Here's an average restaurant menu: zalewajka.com/menu/
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)

Ta, I'll send her that, shut her up, I'm regretting agreeing to go now, I'd go down all the back streets and see where the working class like me go out , tbh I'd still stay in a hostel dorm or tent, don't bother me anyway

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)

in that case you want a Milk Bar (Bar Mleczny)
it's the subsidized public canteens that sell the real Polish food for about 2 quid a portion. But you'll be playing roulette with it, since they deffo won't speak English.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:00, archived)

Fuck it, I've done it in more likely to get fish places , the rest I'll eat , she won't go but I like that sort of trip

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)

Fish is "ryba". Dodge that word and you'll be golden.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

Japan was tough on me, but surprisingly most places have a mock up of the dishes so you can spot some fish

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)

Just ask for Pierogi
They're delicious
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

I translated that and I'm having this 'MILLED PORK COOPERATION, NATURE, SET salads

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

fucking brilliant
that's pork meatballs with mashed potatoes and chopped salad (probably grated carrot, grated beetroot, lettuce etc)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:11, archived)

I've had that before , lucky guess, I've had that in norway too I think

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:14, archived)

It's all standard european stuff
KOTLET SCHABOWY is just schnitzel, GULASZ is any meaty stew etc etc. It's just your typical meat and two veg.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:17, archived)

I'm more concerned by the fact Poland might have a good relationship with Estonia

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)

All of those words mean "rib eye"?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:57, archived)

lol
Rib eye steak with green salad, tomatoes and chips, or potatoes and dip.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:01, archived)

Complete and total absence of responsibility.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:52, archived)

Yeah, the next time you won't need to think for yourself you'll be senile

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:55, archived)

Why was he banned? Is our mod on the blob?

( broadsword, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

they had a really bitter breakup and frank hasn't been making all his child support payments

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:11, archived)

Don't mention frank to Mano, it took the wookie a year to calm down, proper ding dong

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)

I honestly thought it was spanishfly at first

( $$, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

I miss good ecstasy - damn, pills were hooj fun!
I don't miss Les Dennis and Dustin Gee on the TV
( garidead You have 0 unread messages, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

I miss the Crystal Maze
and I heard that Ayoade is hosting a new series but I don't want to watch it and discover that the Crystal maze was actually really shit and a waste of my youth.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)

It's piss poor and his now tired persona can't save it, still he's doing bank adverts now

( mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)

Do a couple of batshit mental exes who were dynamite in the sack count?

( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:18, archived)

yer, that sort of shit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

Visiting my nan
Because it was a nice walk and that whole area is a massive car graveyard now. Wouldn't like to see the legless old bitch again, mind.
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)

Cheers

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)

I lol'd

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

Agony

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)

and ecstacy
your cries of pain my pleasure
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)

beeter

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)