this is no time of day to be getting up.
morning
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:26, archived)

fucking right

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:28, archived)

got a poo coming through so that's good
nice chicken poo with 7 herbs and spices
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:38, archived)

4 short of a firelog!
i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/78/b7/5f78b728fd1d37c6a25d05f96cd7dcb9.jpg
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:42, archived)

too many spices
nobody can plop at that speed
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:47, archived)

au contraire

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)

4fingers...
...of whiskey, rise and shine!
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:37, archived)

fortunately there is oxygen on this planet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:39, archived)

please don't mention whiskey again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)

urgh
I got my Thursday and Friday nights mixed up last night, going to be a long day
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)

get back on it you lightweight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:40, archived)

oh I will m8, I will

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:47, archived)

cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:12, archived)

cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:07, archived)

cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:20, archived)

can't be arsed today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:15, archived)

looks like I'm going to spend most of the day exploring this site:
www.ravensbourne.ac.uk/bbc-motion-graphics-archive/bbc-archive-search
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:57, archived)

that's great eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:39, archived)

I've lost around 2 hours in there so far

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:05, archived)

heil hitler
heil all
( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:40, archived)

heil

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:47, archived)

heil

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:34, archived)

hi al

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:52, archived)

strikey an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:24, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:11, archived)

This probably is

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:36, archived)

Belated morning
Friday yessssssss
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)

I know it's not relevant, but DJ Yoda really is a cunt, isn't he?
And his fans are even worse, lapping up his kooky Jive Bunny shit, they should all be executed.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:02, archived)

yep, he's dreadful

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:08, archived)

I have a mix CD of his and it starts with Blister in the Sun
Now, I don't mind the Violent Femmes, but I don't want to hear it on a hip hop mix.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:17, archived)

he's a waki prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)

you, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)

haha, tell us about your customers with funny names, that's always well rofl!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:19, archived)

sergeant bytheway

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:35, archived)

Captain Theass

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:51, archived)

major dick

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:53, archived)

Colonel panic

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:04, archived)

Jonny Fuckinglol

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:54, archived)

Johnny Dungarees.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:23, archived)