Ok, that's enough of that
I've got next week off work, in spite of not really being able to do anything. What are you doing with your free time these days?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

pretty much the same as I always have done
apart from no meals out or pub visits, and no museums/galleries. And no seeing my kid. Or family. Or going abroad.

*cries*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

visits, and no museums/galleries. And no seeing my kid. Or family. Or going abroad.

*cri
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

Pubes are well lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:14, archived)

they fucken are, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:51, archived)

Yeah, not going abroad as been something we've all missed
Even watching bloody European Vacation made me feel a bit sad
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)

Google images keeps upsetting me with reminders of better times: well wife, kid coming to stay, holidays etc
Breaks my fucking heart
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Man up you faggot

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

Shoulder squeeze

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

Pull yourself together man.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

*pulls*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)

You and everyone else mate :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)

you know that bit in Ren & Stimpy where he eats his soap like a chocolate bar and rants deliriously about boiled football leather?
that
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)

Space madness

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

It is not I who am crazy....it is I who am MAAAAAD

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

Insane

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:51, archived)

No.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:32, archived)

Smoking bags and bags of weed

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

There
Why scientists want to kill Colombia's hippos
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56011594
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

well that's an interesting read

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

posting shit on beeter lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha wahey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:04, archived)

Benching 400

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

400 what?
Mice? Doughnuts? Twiglets? Be more specific, please
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)

cans of stella

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)

Beasting it up in the pit, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:42, archived)

Lockdown swoleness

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

Hench af

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

Massive fucken gains bro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)

ai la
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:15, archived)

in y
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

Reading a lot
And making a unicorn blanket for a friend. Oh, and drinking.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

What do you read?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:54, archived)

Re-reading my Discworld books right now
Then lord of the rings and probably jaws
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

I've bought, fixed and sold 3 motorcycles over the last 18 months.
That's pretty much it, except pulling on my old boy and dancing around the kitchen while cooking dinner.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)

That's interesting
Do you make much profit on then?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

If you were to take in to account the cost of my time, no.
But in pure cash out to in, then yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)

do you not want to keep them once they're done
I think I probably would, after putting in all that time and effort
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:24, archived)

I did 2 for myself first, and have those to ride
If i had space to store them, I would like to keep them, but I do not.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:15, archived)

Put one in the loft

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:27, archived)

It isn’t. Stop this.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:39, archived)

Jane Seymour still looks incredible

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

She must be 100 by now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:19, archived)

as good as can be expected for someone who died in 1537

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:23, archived)

Mostly playing guitar, badly.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:19, archived)

I've been playing the 12 string again, these past couple of days
Sounds good when you play it right, but really amplifies your mistakes. A lovely sound, that is happy to punish you for not doing it right.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:34, archived)

my 12 string ricky is long overdue a re-string, but no way am I doing it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

Good grief
Rickies are tricky buggers at the best of time, restringing and tuning one must be a job to start earl in the day...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)

I pay someone else to do it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:00, archived)

😮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)

don't judge me
it's, like, really hard
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293281
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

No, no, I'm not here to judge
There are plenty of things I throw money at, that I could do myself
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:07, archived)

strippers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:30, archived)

Well yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)

And what about the guitar?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:10, archived)

Must take quite a few days of daily training
to be able to do a barre chord on one of them buggers. They do sound absolutely angelic though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:47, archived)

I sold all of mine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:29, archived)

You should rent, like I do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

the problem with that is you often end up having to compromise and accept someone else's taste instead of being able to make it your own

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

This is true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:52, archived)

the solution is to have no taste, or not to care

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:55, archived)

You’ve use “in spite of” when “despite” would have saved letters, and been more correct. You’ve missed an opportunity there.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

There’s no need to apologize, it’s fine. I see you’re trying to have conversations on here. Lockdown really must be messing with you :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:42, archived)

Ah, I see. You're bored
No, I get it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:46, archived)

He cut off his nose despite his face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:34, archived)

I had to put mofaha on ignore
Not wanting people to talk to each other on a forum is a sign of something quite worrying. I've had to do it for his own health. I hope it doesn't upset him further
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

BANG THE IGNORE DRUM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)

I take no joy in this
My only crime is caring too much
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

that's actually a pretty serious crime

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:02, archived)

Sure
Look at Louise Woodward
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)

I reckon you're guilty of other crimes, tee aitch.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:02, archived)

Only if being too handsome is a crime hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:04, archived)

if it isn't then it certainly should be!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

Haha
Lovely stuff
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

ANG THE IGNORE DR
lol
(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

Haha
'bum'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)

I know haha

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:50, archived)

Running and cycling, although not much cycling in this weather
‘Comedy’ answer: copious wanking
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:20, archived)

canking
maybe yours will catch on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:53, archived)

Mostly sleeping, making arty phase music, minimal techno, playing ONI/KSP/CIV6, and having overwhelmingly supermassive wanks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 21:26, archived)