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Are we at war with France yet?
if not why not and when and how?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:16, archived)
don't forget the most important question of all:
Is Chris *really* a ladder?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:34, archived)
Has someone rung him to ask?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:48, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:13, archived)
No, that's Jacob.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 13:57, archived)
#BarnabyBear
#BurntNeck
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:13, archived)
Wedding Preszzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 May 2021, 16:08, archived)
LADDERbible

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:59, archived)

youtu.be/f4j-Jyb5vMA
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 May 2021, 13:53, archived)
IT'S WAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY&t=5s
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:12, archived)
That was the first thing I thought of when they said about escalation

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:15, archived)
I watched that whole episode the other day, for some reason
I was surprised and rather disappointed that some of it has aged quite badly - although overall it's still fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:27, archived)
No.
Because Jersey is not worth it, because some guy in the French parliament did not speak with authority when he threatened to cut Jersey's power off, because the French protestors were dignified and peaceful, because the 2 gunboats we sent were outclassed by the two the French sent, because we would lose a war with France so, so, sooooo badly.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:13, archived)
Can't we give them the Isle of Man?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:15, archived)
Is that the one Icke lives on?
It would be more sensible than selling it to Russians piece by piece, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:37, archived)
Isle of Wight, I think
He once stood as MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 May 2021, 15:48, archived)
When I DO go back to working in the office
I'm going to find it hard to adjust to not being able to fart as hard and often as I can. I'm not even sure they'll want t his chair back afterwards, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:35, archived)
I honestly don't know whether I'll ever go back more than occasionally
I can do almost an extra full day's work a week instead of spending it on the tube, and it saves me £200 a month in fares. It makes no sense at all to go back to commuting
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:37, archived)
Yeah, but I've become used to just leaning to one side at any time
and curdling the air with a guff. I'm not sure if I can adjust to open-plan office protocols any more. It'd also be so obvious that I'd never be able to blame it on anyone else...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:40, archived)
Londoners WFH is the reason why I have southern wankers viewing my house
Plus, pub at the end of the road with pints for less than £4.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 14:49, archived)
I suspect WFH will spell the end of inflated London wages

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:00, archived)
We had a couple of lodgers over the years
the best were the ones who stayed Sunday night to Friday morning leaving us to have the house to ourselves for weekends. I'd imagine quite a few people will do stuff like that in the future - work a few days in the city then home for the rest of the time, but it may mean more room lets.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:06, archived)
Just a place to crash while working, I thought that's what this of thing was for
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/04/11/2BF7036300000578-3222139-Breathe_in_Last_year_estate_agents_have_marketed_this_730_a_mont-a-30_1441363039652.jpg
(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:26, archived)
that's prime London real estate, that is

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:30, archived)
Family home
Two adults can fit on the bed, one kid sleeps sitting up at the table and another kid in the wardrobe
(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:45, archived)
Also I'm assuming you have to wash and shit using the public toilet down the road

(dribble, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:46, archived)
no need, just shit in the sink m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 16:36, archived)
one of the London viewers said he would be WFH for three days a week and doing the 2 hour each way commute by train on the other two days
Sounds about right - get work done on the train each way, bank a London wage and get way more house for yr money.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 15:33, archived)
nah, I doubt it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 May 2021, 15:30, archived)
fucking hope not

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 May 2021, 16:21, archived)