morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:06, archived)

Bonjour

( mongychops, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:22, archived)

cba today
might take the afternoon off and drink lager
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:24, archived)

That's my plan, although it's a bit murky out at the moment

( mongychops, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:27, archived)

looks like it's going to be like this until early next week at least

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:41, archived)

Ooh la la, tray sophisticado, mussieur!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 May 2021, 8:43, archived)

morning queefy

( broadsword, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:28, archived)

alright mate

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:39, archived)

Here she comes just a walking down the street singing
Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:32, archived)

singing
Doo-wah-d wit dem big t
( broadsword, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:38, archived)

swinging, shurely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:40, archived)

fair point

( broadsword, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:42, archived)

+s

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:53, archived)

morning
my knock-off brand GoPro has arrived

so, what is that, like, a GoAmateur?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:33, archived)

NoPro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:40, archived)

heh, that works as well

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:40, archived)

FauxPro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:50, archived)

*chef's kiss*

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:52, archived)

*restaurant peas*
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 13 May 2021, 9:07, archived)

vg

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 13 May 2021, 15:20, archived)

GoPoo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:37, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:07, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

Morning
2 days off, time to relax
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:12, archived)

nice one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:19, archived)

I need it after yesterday
Was promised I wouldn't have to go to Prawnhub(nigiri), but the damn supervisor sent me there anyway. I told her I was told I didn't have to and she said go to nigiri or go home and don't come back. Bitch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:48, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:54, archived)

fokkin' prawns

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:58, archived)

I'm *brbRacismKlaxon*ing this entire subthread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:04, archived)

one for you nerd pricks out there:
just had an order from the Dr Whom production firm in Cardiff

I had one from Sadie Frost yesterday an' all, but that's not very interesting is it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:36, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:37, archived)

Not sure someone saying they want to cyber men is necessarily working for Dr Who

( broadsword, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:38, archived)

maybe they'd have better luck making the Tardis into a public bogs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 9:42, archived)

About time they got cancelled, letting barrowman carry on like that and turning a blind eye
#bbc #totpalloveragain #savilelives
(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:00, archived)

Bob Marley and the Whalers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:10, archived)

b&

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:18, archived)

Give Restaurant Peas a Chance

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 May 2021, 11:18, archived)

Imagine all the peephole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:57, archived)

How did you know? I've got this gem from 2006...
Pair of Brown Eyes...

There was panic on the set of 'Torchwood' when a vital prop went missing. The prop, essential to continuity, was a large glass eye, which will form part of a recurring plotline. Cue much rushing around and frenzied searching by all and sundry.

Eventually it was discovered by... John Barrowman who squealed, "I've found it!" Once he had everyone's attention he pulled down his trousers and bent over, revealing his brown eye and another... brownish eye, which he gently popped from its puckered mounting.

Martyr of the day was the props man who had to scrub the greasy eye before the other actors would go near it.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:19, archived)

Did he have to clean the glass one too?

(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:26, archived)

John Barrowman getting his knob out and Noel Clarke being a sex pest
clearly time travel makes you a horndog
wonder what John pertwee got up to
(piss and shit, Thu 13 May 2021, 11:43, archived)

That was his nickname, not his actual surname
That's all I am at liberty to say
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 11:45, archived)

Tom Baker never said no to a salami sandwich

(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 11:49, archived)