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Morning. I'm hoping for rain today so I can stay indoors under a blanket eating junk food without any guilt. What do you hope for?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 8:29, archived)
It's nice here this morning
Off for a walk in a bit then doing a full scale roast beef feast, I'm hoping today's as much of a laugh as yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 May 2021, 10:18, archived)

You lucky duck. My missus doesn't eat red meat so I haven't had a roast beef joint in a long time.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:05, archived)
FOOOD RACIST

(dribble, Sun 16 May 2021, 15:48, archived)

Beef loin matters.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 17:46, archived)
To finish work before 7.30 tonight
And that my mum and dad have a happy anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 May 2021, 10:44, archived)

No-one should have to pack sushi on God's day.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:17, archived)
Strikey fudge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 May 2021, 15:06, archived)
For our toddler to stop needing night feeds and our cats to stop puking in the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 May 2021, 12:19, archived)

youtu.be/sQs8RQdibh4
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:14, archived)
Wow, that looks like it might actually be helpful. Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 May 2021, 14:24, archived)

You're welcome Mr Tea.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:56, archived)
World Peace
But otherwise I’d settle for a nice sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 May 2021, 13:49, archived)

"50 Most Popular Sandwiches in The World - TasteAtlas" www.tasteatlas.com/50-most-popular-sandwiches-in-the-world
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:12, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:52, archived)
Right now I need about £2,000,000.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:33, archived)
is this an entry for qotw debt pron?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 May 2021, 14:42, archived)

That's a lot of money, is there a specific big aim in mind or lots of little aims?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 16 May 2021, 14:59, archived)
The aim is 2,000,000 I think

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 May 2021, 16:21, archived)
Yes.
I reckon I can live out the rest of my life quite content with an extra £2m.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 May 2021, 0:21, archived)
I'm prepared to make you an offer. I'll give you half the money but I want 60% of your business.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 16 May 2021, 16:45, archived)
Sold!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 May 2021, 0:19, archived)
I hope that our neigbours dog dies as soon as possible

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 16 May 2021, 16:47, archived)
I hope for 2can to start using apostrophes
Properly, not just thrown about at random.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 May 2021, 17:21, archived)
Dog die's

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 16 May 2021, 17:36, archived)