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Just had a fight with the cunt builder the cunts next door got round to ruin the front of their cunt house.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:12, archived)
Cunt - House! Who lotta cunt! Prizes to be wunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 15:23, archived)
Cuntdown

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:34, archived)
Escape to the Cuntry

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:36, archived)
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Cunton

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:37, archived)
Blur - Cunty House

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 21:22, archived)
Did you ask him where his tool was

(dribble, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:46, archived)
MMNNGGG I’m Bob the builder and I like it in my toolbox from other Bob the builders.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2021, 4:20, archived)
You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking house!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:53, archived)
At one point the neighbour came out to tell me that 'James was very upset that your wife called him a scumbag last week'.
To which I answered 'Actually she called him a misogynist but clearly he doesn't know what that means so he called himself a scumbag instead because he's a stupid cunt'.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:59, archived)
I am enjoying your passion today.
I can feeeeeel your anger. It makes you stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:43, archived)
Did you say those exact words though?
Bet you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 19:48, archived)
Well actually I shouted them out of the window of my Honda Accord
as I was doing doughnuts in the driveway with my hand through the sunroof giving him the middle finger.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:00, archived)
I hope you noncepunched him while on MASSIVE DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 20:37, archived)