following doctor's orders, i have just quit my job.
i am now going to get shitfaced.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:53, archived)

Was that on the prescription too?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 17:58, archived)

self-medicating, m8

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:03, archived)

What were you doing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 18:09, archived)

working in a sushi factory
12 hour shifts, on your feet the whole time. not very good for someone with circulatory problems in their legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:24, archived)

youtu.be/KOjnP8MEB54
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 24 May 2021, 20:18, archived)

My cat would definitely eat the pancakes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 May 2021, 20:25, archived)

Oof, sounds tough.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 22:14, archived)

It's just another day for you and me in paraduff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 May 2021, 22:35, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 7:55, archived)

I can't quite believe that TH hates The People's Princess
I'd say this means he is every bit as responsible for the breakdown of her marriage and subsequent death as the bbc
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:23, archived)

did he hound her relentlessly?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:24, archived)

well, you know what he's like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:30, archived)

yeah, pretty much

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:36, archived)

[obscene emvee joke goes here]

(dribble, Mon 24 May 2021, 18:43, archived)

She always was, and remains, alweyz in my hart

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 May 2021, 21:59, archived)

Shut up 90nz0.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 22:36, archived)

Thank goodness your personal desires/requirements weren't incompatible with their orders

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 May 2021, 22:41, archived)

I wish more patients would unquestioningly follow my commands.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 25 May 2021, 0:01, archived)

Is this a sex thing

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:44, archived)