I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:01, archived)

I have, it's a shithole
1/10 avoid
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:23, archived)

That's *your* me
*my* me may be amazing. It may also be like watching Hellraiser after honking great line of ketamine but I won't know till I try...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:26, archived)

Also, there's a smell of crisps around
what does that mean? I don't have any crisps.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:26, archived)

Someone hid a potato down the back of the sofa

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:37, archived)

best euphemism ever.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:09, archived)

Have chips with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:26, archived)

You're about to have a fit.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 May 2021, 13:39, archived)

lol fit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 May 2021, 3:25, archived)

you're having a stroke
lol stroke
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:09, archived)

It means an Irishman is about to come into your life
lol come
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:39, archived)

off you pop then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:49, archived)

My me Cyrus
Is she still a thing? I have no idea about anything anymore
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:53, archived)

I do hope not, she seemed like a right wazzock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:03, archived)

She always looked like she smelled funny

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:29, archived)

Of crisps?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, but not good crisps
Something like Ringo's or Chipsticks
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:54, archived)

Chipsticks are great

( mongychops, Thu 27 May 2021, 15:00, archived)

I'm not a crisps man on the whole but chipsticks are indeed great imho
Actually the Sainsbo's knockoffs are even better, more vinegary
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:59, archived)

Smith's ready salted for me nommy

( mongychops, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:56, archived)

Nothing made her sadder than the agent lost his bladder

(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:17, archived)

On the airplane?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:23, archived)

Bet you own that too

(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 15:09, archived)

This may shock you
But I don't
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 May 2021, 19:29, archived)

Not terrible enough eh
that fine line where something is too boring to be entertainingly bad
(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 19:47, archived)

I do like it
I just don't own it yet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:16, archived)

oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:29, archived)