Made sourdough bread
Also, with duck, prick the breast to stop it being too fatty
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:35, archived)

I will, pan fry to render the fat out, then glaze, and finally slow cook in the oven finishing up at top whack to crispen
quite a lot of work, fucked if I'm making the pancakes too
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:48, archived)

Dont , you want the fat in the duck

( mongychops, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:35, archived)

my wife's phobic about fat, the prick
as a result I've not had a Sunday belly pork roast in 5 years apart from once at the pub, my kid and I used to love those, cheap as shit as well. It's rubbish, she knows it's irrational but hey ho, there are worse things I suppose
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:04, archived)

If it's a whole duck , just use a baking tray with a mesh grill and drain the fat as you turn it every 30 mins

( mongychops, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:27, archived)

gotcha, ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:31, archived)

I pricked a duck's breast and ended up being banned from the park.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:10, archived)

^Live TV covid injector

(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

I saw some black duck-like things in the park that I'd never seen before so had to google "black ducks with white bills"
Coots apparently.

I am 34.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:15, archived)

Mad as a coot, proper little nutters those. I nursed one back to health over a summer of 4 day week fishing. Gimpy I named him. Woke up one day with it sitting on my chest pecking me freaked me right out

( mongychops, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:44, archived)

aww
I once slept at a mates and woke up to find his cat stood on my chest staring right in my eyes from about 2 inches away.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:09, archived)