It's sunny out there and I'm about to start drinking. What are you all about?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 29 May 2021, 16:53, archived)

I've been busier than a dog with two dicks
So I can't stop
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 29 May 2021, 17:17, archived)

<s>dicks</s> bumholes

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:36, archived)

i'm all about resting today
i've already had to give myself an injection, that's enough for one day
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 May 2021, 17:31, archived)

heroin lols

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:40, archived)

Fragmin

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 May 2021, 9:00, archived)

I'm going to take the dog out for a second walk in a bit, there is a new Offspring album i've not heard so want to go ahead with that.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 29 May 2021, 17:45, archived)

Dogs are shit and rubbish

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:37, archived)

I found this review useful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 May 2021, 21:12, archived)

I found this review useful

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 29 May 2021, 22:25, archived)

^ Verified Parrot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 May 2021, 4:59, archived)

dogs eat shit and rubbish

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 29 May 2021, 23:30, archived)

dogs shit shit and rubbish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 May 2021, 4:58, archived)

One man's trash innit.
Those used disposable facemasks are right tasty.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 30 May 2021, 10:22, archived)

Soez ur m0m, soez ur d4d.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 30 May 2021, 10:19, archived)

already started drinking, so that's one productive thing I've done today
I also snapped up a new galvanised steel barbecue chimney at the shops, because my old iron one's been out in the rain for a year and is rusted to fuck

going to test it out shortly
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 29 May 2021, 18:23, archived)

Do you really need to test a chimney? Pretty sure I could tell just by looking at it whether smoke would come out or not.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:39, archived)

Drinking was successful, now I'm waiting for tom yum soup. Simple things.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 29 May 2021, 20:50, archived)

No you dont. Unless you want to sell or insure. Scams

( mongychops, Sat 29 May 2021, 21:03, archived)

And you'll never use that chiminea agaiiiin, oh no

(dribble, Sat 29 May 2021, 21:17, archived)

You should cook with rusty iron stuff, it's good for the blood.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 May 2021, 12:24, archived)