morning
well that was a classic bank holiday weekend, lovely stuff.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:04, archived)

Yes
we drove FROM LONDON TO PLYMOUTH AND BACK thus spending a good 11 hours in total on the road.
Classic bank holiday weekend shenanigans!

Actually, can't complain, the traffic was fine. Visited friends (lovely), went for a meal INSIDE (nothing special but felt like an occasion) and fitted in a visit to The Eden Project (the domes were great but the outside gardens have lacked attention during the pandemic, understandably).
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:25, archived)

the chap who owns the Eden project is great at self-promotion (like Branson used to be)
I've seen him on fucking loads of barely-related TV programmes, fair play to the man I suppose. Classic weekend of bbqs and brews here and a highly successful first attempt at peking duck, sorry brb, 'beijing duck'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:48, archived)

Sounds very nice indeed

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:54, archived)

Lakeland have just emailed me a couple of burger recipes, one veg one that looks alright
But what the fuck is 'peanut butter powder'? I mean the clue's in the name I'm sure but that's a new one on me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)

apparently it's peanut butter for dieters
www.hollandandbarrett.com/the-health-hub/food-drink/food/what-is-powdered-peanut-butter/
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:43, archived)

Ohhh yeahhh

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:09, archived)

diet wank
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:10, archived)

Eye test?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

morning you fuckin wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:05, archived)

shut up you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)

bit rude

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:38, archived)

I'm so sorry, that wasn't my intention.
My intention was to be incredibly rude.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:11, archived)

alright , lovely weather this week

( mongychops, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:30, archived)

great innit
I'm tempted to take another day off to make the most of it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:08, archived)

morning
Happy World Milk Day
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)

Some of us are lactose intolerant, you monster

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:00, archived)

drink powdered milk, then

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:03, archived)

milk peanut butter
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:11, archived)

powdered man
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:14, archived)

Man Peanut is the advertising logo and mascot of Planters, an American snack-food company and division of Kraft Heinz based in Chicago, Illinois.

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)

I find that's a little dry.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:30, archived)

thanks m8, that means a lot
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:08, archived)

Funny. I didn't see that written down in my dairy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

Morning
Trip to radiology this morning to see what my leg is up to
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:59, archived)

good luck m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:12, archived)

up to your pelvis, hopefully

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:20, archived)

Best foot forward

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:54, archived)

Full of vitamins E, D and L
imgur.com/C4IekTI
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:56, archived)

Also available:
St George's Wort
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:57, archived)

Echination

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

Red pills

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:04, archived)

that's what you need

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:03, archived)

"A People first company"
people Britain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

They're clean, they're nasty and they're free

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 13:58, archived)

No it wasn't, you tit.
Not a spot of rain the entire time. FFS. FAKE BRIT!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:24, archived)

well really

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:44, archived)

Having a pretty good break, so far
Plans to see friends and family, multiple BBQs, my favourite kitchen supplies shop has reopened, got an appointment to get some help with the hernia. Everything's coming up Twohats. So to speak.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:40, archived)

thing one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

Well y'know
I just appreciate the attention these days
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:44, archived)

heh
I've been bbqing like a fucking #ledge these past few days, might have to do another one later
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 11:50, archived)

Nice
Had one on Sunday, having another one today, and again on Thursday. Nothing fancy, but it's nice to be outside
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:16, archived)

6hr smoked pork ribs Sunday and spatchcocked* chicken yesterday
Adana kebabs l8r

*lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:19, archived)