I'm doing a deathly dull compulsory training thingy about safe working, so I can't sue the cunts if my arms fall off and I go blind from incorrect computer use or chair posture.
The only thing keeping me sane is mentally replacing "work" with "wank" in the text.

"Ensure you take regular breaks while wanking for long periods. This is especially important if you wank from home, or if you use a laptop instead of a standard wankstation."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:33, archived)

I'm off to meet my darling daughter and buy her a legal pint, only taken 4 months

( mongychops, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:44, archived)

Nice, enjoy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:01, archived)

about time too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:50, archived)

Wow I really don't know my daughter. Smoking, clubbing. And poncing. I'm confused

( mongychops, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 20:58, archived)

she turned out just like you. be proud.

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 21:01, archived)

crikey
I got the impression she was an academic high-flier and I rather assumed a bit of a goody-goody
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:06, archived)

I was an academic high-flier and bit of a boody-goody in the eyes of my parents/teachers
At the same time as pubbing & pilled-up clubbing with mates. Think that's pretty common for a teenager.

No idea what poncing is mind. Sounds a bit dodgy.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)

It’s part of a well-rounded education

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:29, archived)

lol periods

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:44, archived)

lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:47, archived)

Oh, ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:10, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:33, archived)

I hope your arms do fall off so you stop typing all this shit in here all day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:35, archived)

I like Mr. Tea, also he has a flawless alt. game, you’re probably a poohead to be honest.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 18:19, archived)

The signs are there, in all honesty.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 19:05, archived)

I like mr Tea as well.
Doesn't mean he should just get away with this sort of behaviour willy nilly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 19:34, archived)

lol willy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 19:35, archived)

willy lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 20:32, archived)

hahaha willy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:58, archived)

<s>ha</s> thisa

(dribble, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 0:02, archived)

Compo it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 0:11, archived)

deathly dull compulsory training thingy about safe working, so I can't sue the cunts if my arms fall off and I go blind from incorrect computer use or chair posture.
The only thing keeping me sane is mentally replacing "work" with "wank" in the text. poo

lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 20:15, archived)