ebay are total cunts
as are amazon.

Selfridges are even worse (if you're a retailer): 'oh some delusional prick piped up with a spurious and frankly laughable complaint about your goods so we gave them a £25 gift voucher to shut them up, rather than telling them to get fucked. You now owe us £25. Plus admin.'

Bunchacunts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:11, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:14, archived)

. Never forget, hold a grudge, let it eat you inside recoup that 25 quid
Then move on , hth
( mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:30, archived)

I heard they don't even sell fridges.
The fucking twats.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:12, archived)

Get your money back by making laughable complaints about someone else's products

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 0:21, archived)

I was going to say a thing here about American return policies, but it’s not like total no-questions returns are free; it’s built into the price of everything
It also encourages a different approach to shopping. It’s very common for Americans to buy three different versions of something with the full intention of returning two of them. It’s regarded as a completely reasonable way to check things out properly at home. But like I said, there’s a retail cost, and there’s a hidden environmental cost due to transport, particularly when you get to the scale of Amazon, which handles tens of millions of returns a day.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:20, archived)

I think we should just go back to bartering
with whatever you managed to loot from your neighbour's hut after you brained him with a club.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 6:58, archived)

I Barter With You, You Dirty Old Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:04, archived)