Fewer creepy thread
Hi there, did you have a nice weekend? Mine was a lot of fun. Hoping for the sun to come back though - my poor kid is going camping with her school on Thursday night.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:34, archived)

it was OK ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:36, archived)

yeah I spent most of deciding it which female television presenters, musicians and other public figures I 'would'
then I had a great big wank
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:43, archived)

Hi Hankster

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:45, archived)

who were in yr top 5 then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:05, archived)

Man, that was a long wank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 18:48, archived)

all the best ones are

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9288921
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:48, archived)

hehe

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 22:19, archived)

So many comments

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 1:20, archived)

felt a bit crap for most of Saturday after my second jab on Friday, so I fucked it off
had a Zoom with my dad for Father's Day yesterday

that's about it really
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:07, archived)

I got so pissed on Saturday that I was asleep by 8:30
Basically the same story as yours, I'm sure you agree
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:34, archived)

I got pissed on Saturday as well, so yeah

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:42, archived)

Had a lovely weekend thanks
I went here

Amazing house.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:51, archived)

looks gay

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:54, archived)

Queen Elizabeth I stayed there.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:00, archived)

I rest my case.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:02, archived)

Looks alright that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:36, archived)

Dropped some more stuff off in SafeStore
while the build is underway. Recorded some bass parts for a mate (strike g ass farts), have absolutely lost my fucking rag with Garage band.

Had a good laugh with next door's neighbour's builder showing him where there's a hook in their kitchen ceiling for the previous occupants' sex sling. He told me that there had been a weed farm up in the loft and there was a bypass on the electric meter. LOL!

Downloaded Presonus Studio One the free version, see how I get on with an actual proper DAW. Had the neighbours over for drinks and food yesterday - they're living away at the moment because of the renovations - they were well pissed off that there was an electric bypass going to the loft but not the rest of the house so they'd been needlessly paying for power for the last few years. I said they were lucky not to have the law around and that the guy the bought the house from really was more of a jack-the-lad than even we thought.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:26, archived)

when my brother was a squatter they always bypassed the meters

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:45, archived)

You do, I'd say 99.9% of the time they dont take the trouble to just by pass a loft / grow room . It wouldn't be too difficult if the left is on it's own circuit, but I'm calling bullshit , soz

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:04, archived)

What, you mean the builder may not be being truthful
about his reason for not being onsite for a week? I can't accept that.

Though, it would have meant collusion between the builder AND the sparky. There was definitely a weed farm in the loft - saw it with me own orbits before they ripped it out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:07, archived)

not to counter your BS detection skills mate, but surely bypassing the entire house, a house I'm assuming wasn't being squatted or was otherwise dodgy apart from the weed farm in the loft, that bypassing the whole meter so no bills etc
would draw attention to the house, no?

You're the expert, I'm happy enough to be wrong here.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:08, archived)

He's got a point

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:21, archived)

A joint more like!!!
Because weed.
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:52, archived)

^Comedy tin

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:52, archived)

Did you hear that a pigeon got arrested and thrown in jail
For smoking a 'dovetail joint'!!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:56, archived)

Now he's doing bird

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:07, archived)

on D wing

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:12, archived)

The no bills and thermal cameras normally is the undoing of weed farms. But that takes fucking years . The leccy companies are notoriously shit at billing, sending reminders, arranging court and getting bailiffs, can normally pay fuck all for 2 years eas

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, archived)

fair enough

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:43, archived)

so...if you had a massive leccy bill but paid it off regularly,
that wouldn't necessarily be suspicious? Or would it?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:07, archived)

Leccy companies are not plod, or aligned to them . What you use it for is up to you. They do not report

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:14, archived)

is it not the case that the law can request usage reports from the providers for use to justify raids?
I'm sure I heard something like that, people talk bollocks though of course, and no-one more so than my old pal Yeti
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:23, archived)

Yeah, but you are years down the line. Quicker ways to raid somewhere. The energy provider do not give two fucks .

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:30, archived)

I think unusually high bills are as much of a flag as nonexistent ones
If you use LED grow lights the potential for this is greatly reduced I believe
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:19, archived)

Well halogen will be banned from sale September. Fluorescent 2023, although I expect next year. Sodium and halides will get banned , but they are industrial so might take a while. You'll only have led by 2025 I reckon

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:25, archived)

are we LED it off the road

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:29, archived)

All the street lamps here are led now I miss the glow of sodium

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:34, archived)

Bloody weird light they put out

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:38, archived)

No warmth to them

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:48, archived)

Might stockpile halogens to resell in a few years
I mean I made my first million selling incandescents at ridiculously inflated prices to nostalgics who like to cook their dinner by holding it near the ceiling for a few minutes, hooray for good old fashioned inefficiency
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:37, archived)

I've told a few big companies to stock up now, or else I'm mugging you. When fluorescent goes it will be boom time for sparks

( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:51, archived)

reso ae
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jun 2021, 22:58, archived)

Yeah, it was alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, archived)

BULLSHIT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, archived)

IT WAS FUCKEN FINE, ALRIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

STOP IT WITH THE ONLINE INTERNET LIES, NOBODY'S CONVINCED

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:48, archived)

gud 1 lol
Lidl have got tomahawk steaks at the moment, I grabbed a massive one and bunged it in the freezer for next Sunday, good toimes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:43, archived)

Ah nice one
Might take up a trip up there myself
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

they're individually priced, mine was £20 I really shouldn't have spent but eff it yo
Eff it to heck
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:54, archived)

Finally, just what I was after
hussingales.com/collections/garden-accessories/products/banana-duck-creative-garden-decoration-sculptures-yard-garden-decor-vintage-ornament-home
( mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:51, archived)

wtf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:53, archived)

I wasn't expecting this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:13, archived)

yeah you think you know someone eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:13, archived)

A horrible goose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:14, archived)

not bad, not bad
relaxed, watched a lot of films, had a nice meal out at the chinese yesterday for father's day. legs are behaving better due to the cooler temperature
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:22, archived)

good stuff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:49, archived)

Wife and I have this whole week off, might chin a chimp

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:12, archived)

Chimp chin away, chimp chin away

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:56, archived)

I’ll chib the cunt, I mean it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 1:05, archived)