morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 7:26, archived)

morning posse

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 7:44, archived)

alright broadsword

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 7:44, archived)

Alright.
Just realised, I've lived round the corner from Mongychops for nearly 5 years and still not met him.
Or maybe I have and not known it......
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:49, archived)

I'm very elusive

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)

I've checked behind every bin
unless you were disguised as a bag for life filled with rejects from the chazzer opposite the Standard I haven't found you yet.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:19, archived)

Did you hear the great Harry is being turned into a harvester, god help whatever pub ends up with those regulars

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)

I went in there once.
It has that 'there's so many fights in here we don't bother tidying up any more' vibe about it.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:36, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:54, archived)

shit news about Biz Markie eh, he's in a hospice

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:57, archived)

I wonder if he'll let me have his Technics SL700s

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

I reckon you should tweet his family and ask, no doubt they will appreciate the gesture

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

Hosbiz Markie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:20, archived)

he'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:27, archived)

I wonder if Ninj has done a "Meghan Markie" faceswap on /board yet, that would be hilarious.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

Would it, though? WOULD IT?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:38, archived)

No.
Unless you've drunk the /board kool-aid, in which case it would be a brilliant, incredibly difficult techical achievement and side-splittingly funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:57, archived)

I can't wait for next week's image challenge, 'shop Dot Cotton's face onto Gregg Wallace

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:07, archived)

'give Gregg Wallace a Brown face'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:10, archived)

There have been more than a few lolracist faceswaps over the years,
usually accompanied by the "oh, but we'd 'shop a monkey's face onto a white person too!" get-out clause. I wonder how well that would play in today's climate.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:29, archived)

*PAGING BRB*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

oh go on then just the one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)

🙂

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:37, archived)