Heyyyyy *Fonzie double thumbs*
Alright chutney's, soon be 'teh weekend', up to much? I'm on the megalash 2moz, can't wait. I will watch 'the game' no doubt (or am I supposed to say 'the match'? I dinnae ken lol). Sunday will be spent sobbing in a darkened room I expect.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:08, archived)

I agree, that thread was going nowhere

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:09, archived)

I've made slow cooked ox cheek ragu ready for tomorrow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:16, archived)

I love cheek
Not enough people realise how good it is. Heart too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:35, archived)

yup
for fans of US bbq with small households cheeks make a great substitute for brisket and cook in a fraction of the time. And don't cost £60+.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:42, archived)

Lamb hearts are delicious

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:43, archived)

... Well, you'll ADORE https://www.b3ta.com/talk then!!!!!
lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:44, archived)

Haha
What do I look like? A fucking cunt??
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:05, archived)

Yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:18, archived)

Rude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:16, archived)

"/talk: plenty of cheek, but a lotta heart'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:29, archived)

It's offally good

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 22:27, archived)

Why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 2:52, archived)

Tomorrow I am getting my second jab
Sunday I am seeing my cousin and gifting him an electric guitar from the "TH Museum of Impulsive Purchases" as, while redundant last year, he had to sell his beloved guitar to pay bills
You're right, I AM a bit like Jesus, aren't I?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:10, archived)

Monday is Thing 2's 13th birthday
Where does the time etc
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:11, archived)

yeah Queef jr's 13th is July 15th
she's getting a Squier tele from us and my mums have got her an amp. Lucky girl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:17, archived)

Oh nice!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:34, archived)

classic sunburst, it plays as well as my 'real' tele
and this amp:

www.gear4music.com/Guitar-and-Bass/SubZero-Tweed-V15G-Guitar-Amp/AUW
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

Love it
There's so much affordable choice for beginners these days. There was nothing like this when I first started
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:41, archived)

my first guitar was a fucking horrible sparkly red Encore
I loved it but man it was shit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:44, archived)

I remember Encore's
They weighed a tonne, got the job done
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:07, archived)

This was my first one
www.theguitarcollection.org.uk/guitar/satellite-65t/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:08, archived)

I had one of these beauts
images.app.goo.gl/kgBtBaqHYUmzcGNQ8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:08, archived)

classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:11, archived)

Wow! Haven't seen a Marlin in years

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:16, archived)

Kay's catalogue

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)

She sure is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)

Forgotten legend
planetbotch.blogspot.com/2012/07/marlin-sidewinder-forgotten-legend.html?m=1
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:43, archived)

My cousin had a Sunn Mustang
Which was a Stratalike (contrary to what the name suggests) made by a subsidiary of a subsidiary of a subsidiary of Fender. Not a bad little guitar though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:51, archived)

had a Sunn Mustang
Which was a Stratalike (contrary to what the name suggests) made by a subsidiary of a subsidiary of a subsidiary of F, like me, is a massive b
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:15, archived)

WELL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)

^not denying it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:48, archived)

I wouldn't dare

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:38, archived)

not with those wrists

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:42, archived)

nah, might go to the local barbershop for the first time in ages, that's about it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:16, archived)

make sure to ask for some 'tramlines'
they'll really offset the 'snapback and skatewear in your 40s' complete spastic look
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:18, archived)

yes mate, jeans and tshirt is an embarrassing look once yr past 40.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)

my mistake, I am sure you look truly 'rad' and 'gnarly'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:33, archived)

I do actually need to see how well my new green pumas go with my new Bathing Ape 'original headz' tshirt, pretty sure it will look ill as well as dope.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:35, archived)

alright, Nathan Barley

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

peace and fucking, yeah?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:46, archived)

Bathing Sugar
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:22, archived)

Haha, tramlines
Might grow my hair out a bit, and work some tramlines in. Then everyone will finally see how cool I am
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:36, archived)

I was rocking tramlines up until a couple of years ago

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:37, archived)

I really must dig out the receipt for this surpriseometer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:40, archived)

another gig lined up for Sunday night
going to have to find something to keep myself out of mischief until then
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:23, archived)

best of luck m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:34, archived)

thanks m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)

might have a listen to that record that Bobby Gillespie has made with Jehnny Beth
Primal Scream have been shit for fuckin ages but I quite liked Savages.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:29, archived)

fuckin ages their entire career

even Weatherall couldn't fix that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:34, archived)

I disagree mate, obviously their output is patchy AF and they are only ever as good as their collaborator/producer
but that was a decent run of albums from Vanishing Point through to Evil Heat.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:37, archived)

He was on front row promoting it last night, sounded shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:11, archived)

Quiet drink tonight
Off to the arcades with the helper monkeys Sunday. Trying an e-cig for the first time today, they're not bad
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:04, archived)

High queef, should be a good one, don't want to give too much away but I definitely *won't* be performing bizarre German sex acts on a variety of animals

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:05, archived)

GERMAN SHITMAGS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 12:07, archived)

I'm going to do my bit to support the UK brewing industry in these challenging and uncertain times

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:20, archived)

investing in BrewDog, eh?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:29, archived)

I support their bullying policy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:48, archived)

they really are a troupe of wankers, aren't they?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:56, archived)

/talk, I mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:05, archived)