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I am in a lot of pain
My sinuses are in agony and I’m aching with a temperature, also a bit wobbly. Slept great but woke in the arena of the unwell. Booked in for a pcr in a bit. Place your bets…
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 8:34, archived)
thoughts and prayers

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 9:54, archived)
Ah yeah, probably covids, you were up north weren't you, they're rife with it, dirty buggers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 10:53, archived)
I wonder what the northeners think about the south

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
It’s true, we’re positively riddled with it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:09, archived)
VD, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:14, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 13:26, archived)
Hope you survive long enough to see football come home m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:14, archived)
you already died once, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:45, archived)
that's garidead

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:28, archived)

si a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jul 2021, 13:32, archived)
That really does sound like covid.
I've been invited out for a drink tonight, which would be my first in a few years and I'd get to see some friends who I've not seen in even longer than that, but I don't think it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 14:00, archived)
We doing a sweepstake on how you survive? I have faith in you, I'm going to say you'll last 4 days and 7 hours.
Assume you're going to give your log in details to someone so they can let us know who won.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:27, archived)
Oh dear, I may not be long for this world either.
I bought a box of WKD lemon as I was intrigued and had happy memories of the blue version.
It tastes weird but I've drunk four of them and I just did a burp that smelled like a fart.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:33, archived)
Good news everyone, it was a false alarm.
Was worried that the WKD was so corrosive it had burned through my stomach into my transverse colon but on further investigation it turns out that WKD lemon smells of farts.
As a further piece of good news, I clearly don't have COVID.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 20:26, archived)
is garidead?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:45, archived)