Sorry TH but it sounds like you got the neck cancer. :(

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:03, archived)

Ah shame
Well I had a good run
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)

That's good, nothing like a bit of exercise to help boost your endorphins and take your mind off your impending horrible death

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:15, archived)

Fucken blow hole pricks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:57, archived)

It's this sort of fear-mongering that is resulting in the NHS being overwhelmed by hypochondriacs.
Two hats clearly doesn't have neck cancer, merely a mild case of syringomyelia which will result in progressive paralysis.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)

PROGRESsive paralysiS = PROGRESS, maybe yours will catch on, before you asphyxicate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 20:27, archived)

He didn't like it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)