Fucking brilliant
The niece has just told me she's got the rona, so I'll be going nowhere. How has your day gone monumentally fuckup?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:08, archived)

it hasn’t

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)

They’d run out of organic milk at the local farmers market this morning
I am positively apoplectic
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:16, archived)

That demands a strongly-worded letter to the local newspaper

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:33, archived)

I’m organising a stern letter writing campaign as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:35, archived)

“Dear so-called cows…”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 19:04, archived)

has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8307169
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 19:28, archived)

My day's going rather well:
Boiler=fixed
High value items=sold
Hangover=gone
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:45, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 14:00, archived)

I feel really sorry for the staff in Gregg's, they must be baking.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 14:29, archived)

Chefs in carveries must be roasting

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)

5 GOLD RINGS

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 15:50, archived)

4 TURTLE’S HEADS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 19:05, archived)

vicars must be getting hot under the collar

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 16:54, archived)

Chocolatiers must be melting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 17:02, archived)

Chefs at soup kitchens must be boiling
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 18:00, archived)

Prostitutes are probably getting sweeties than usual.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:25, archived)

(Am I doing it right?)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:25, archived)

I'm enjoying proping up the bar, although legally I should be self isolating, but that was a con to get a few days off

( mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 17:34, archived)

Don't blame you
Waiting for a test to be dropped off so I can see if I've got the mange
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 18:06, archived)

My nephew has it. I'm a close contact. Not seen the nob for a year

( mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 20:28, archived)

I hadn’t seen mine for a while until I lost weight

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:32, archived)

My test just came back negative
But I'm still isolating because I may be a cunt, but I'm not an absolute cunt.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 23:18, archived)

-a +i

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 23:01, archived)