arseboon dilbaro lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57898473
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

outstanding

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:55, archived)

is it racist to laugh at an amusing name?
Maybe BRB can come and let us all know!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:58, archived)

it depends
if the name contains a racial epithet and you are laughing at that, that might be racist

"arse", however, transcends all boundaries of race, colour and creed
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:09, archived)

I'll wait for the expert opinion of renowned racism authority and all-round internet comedy persona 'brb'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:10, archived)

Surely he would approve of laughing at the other one though, since he's literally called Nazi.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

hey, maybe we can get these newslettered in 'funny name corner'!
If Queef doesn't get there first with one of his hilarious 'customer of the day' updates!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)

not had many good ones lately :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

b3ta newsletters, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:25, archived)

If only rob hadn't banned all the Pato Banton puns,
he'd have had enough material for a year's worth of newsletters.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:32, archived)

he went bancrazy, didn't he?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:41, archived)

Rob always used to put my 'top tips' in the newsletter.
I mean they'd never have been good enough to be published in Viz where he stole the idea from but it was nice to get some approval.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)

I got one of my QOTW entries newslettered, cannae mind what it was tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)

bullshit, you had it printed and framed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:09, archived)

it's on a huge canvas hanging above the settee in my lounge.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:12, archived)

*Herbert Lom eye tic*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'll pass you a serviette, there must be a speck of dust in yr eye or something

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)

er, there is a racial epithet in his name mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:26, archived)

not one I'm familiar with then

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

If the pint you like gives you that bit more, you can bet it's Arseboon Dilbaro

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)

I can't not hear it like that now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:25, archived)

At first I was like "Student murdered in watch robbery attempt near Harrods... I don't get it".
Then I read down and I was like "haha arseboon".
It's funny because it sounds like "our spoon".
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)

no mate it's funny because it contains a funny word meaning the buttocks and anus!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)

well actually I think you'll find it's funnier than that.
Whilst you correctly identify that 'arse' can refer to the peri-anal region the word 'boon' can mean either 'a thing that is helpful or beneficial' or 'a favour or request'
So his name could literally be translated as 'anal favour'!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:01, archived)

it's also a contraction of 'baboon', and used as a racial epithet.
So his name means 'racist peri-anal region'!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:04, archived)