You ain't long enough here to know what an anecdote is in these parts pardner.
So run along and play with the traffic and leave us old timers alone with the wacky lols
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:47, archived)

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

FP THIS NOW!1

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:31, archived)

P THIS UCK OFF
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:29, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:23, archived)

I’m not sure how quick a flash is, so the point of your anecdote was lost on me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:16, archived)

Me as well.
Mostly as I was not actually writing an anecdote but at least I got a "fuck off" out of it so mission accomplished.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:35, archived)

You had realistic expectations, that’s a good start.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:57, archived)