I really overdid it last night and was woken up this morning by our neighbour's cat throwing up on my bedroom floor
great start to the day
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

why had you stolen your neighbour's cat?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

my wife lets it stay over
I do not approve but she loved the company when she came out of hospital and I was working 7 days a week at the time, now it thinks it lives here. She feeds it and everything. It's really not cool. She did at least go round the neigbourhood knocking on doors asking whose it is, but no-one could tell her.

Sometimes it comes round smelling of curry lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)

do you have many brown neighbours?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

many, many brown neighbours

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

Unlucky.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

actually I'd like the advice of my forum pals about this
in a couple of weeks we're going to be away for a few days, wtf should we do about this fucking cat? It's not like there's a catflap so we can't just leave a big pile of food. It's not our cat but it fucking thinks it is.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

It'll find another open window, and eat elsewhere, I'd imagine
Cats tend to be pretty resourceful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

^ this
it'll find someone else to mooch off for a couple of days
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:23, archived)

that makes me feel less bad, cheers pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:27, archived)

Or you could just take it on holiday with you
Like a fucken weirdo
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:42, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:43, archived)

Katsu curry?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:22, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:26, archived)

Eww, I've trodden in cat vom numerous times, once with no socks on and I puked

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)

urgh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)

Be well lol if your puke triggered the cat to start puking again, which made you puke some more,
and so on ad nauseam, so to speak.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jul 2021, 15:57, archived)