Good morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:18, archived)

#gazpetition

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:25, archived)

Hello

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)

I really overdid it last night and was woken up this morning by our neighbour's cat throwing up on my bedroom floor
great start to the day
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

why had you stolen your neighbour's cat?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

my wife lets it stay over
I do not approve but she loved the company when she came out of hospital and I was working 7 days a week at the time, now it thinks it lives here. She feeds it and everything. It's really not cool. She did at least go round the neigbourhood knocking on doors asking whose it is, but no-one could tell her.

Sometimes it comes round smelling of curry lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)

do you have many brown neighbours?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

many, many brown neighbours

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

Unlucky.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

actually I'd like the advice of my forum pals about this
in a couple of weeks we're going to be away for a few days, wtf should we do about this fucking cat? It's not like there's a catflap so we can't just leave a big pile of food. It's not our cat but it fucking thinks it is.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

It'll find another open window, and eat elsewhere, I'd imagine
Cats tend to be pretty resourceful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

^ this
it'll find someone else to mooch off for a couple of days
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:23, archived)

that makes me feel less bad, cheers pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:27, archived)

Or you could just take it on holiday with you
Like a fucken weirdo
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:42, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:43, archived)

Katsu curry?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:22, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:26, archived)

Eww, I've trodden in cat vom numerous times, once with no socks on and I puked

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)

urgh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)

Be well lol if your puke triggered the cat to start puking again, which made you puke some more,
and so on ad nauseam, so to speak.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Jul 2021, 15:57, archived)

Good morning
I've got to give a talk to a bunch of post-graduates about my job today, stretching "dunno lol, I've been here 18 months and I'm still just making it up as I go along" to half an hour should be fun.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:41, archived)

sounds like a metaphor for what you've already been doing

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:43, archived)

Woah

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:44, archived)

j kn
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)

"dunno lol, I've been here 18 months and I'm still just making it up as I go along" to it for
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:48, archived)

#teamwork

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:51, archived)

just make up a load of ridiculous lies for your own amusement

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)

/qotw

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:48, archived)

That was the interview.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 14:46, archived)

Good morning!
I can go out today! Also, I now have my meds, so I can have a coffee. Doesn't take much to make me happy
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)

if the last few years have taught me anything it's to remember to appreciate the small stuff
PS morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/qgWntNs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

Rule 32: enjoy the little things

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:23, archived)

Big truck next door
Looks like the fella might finally be moving out. He sold the place fucking months ago
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:04, archived)

the good news is I'll be moving in next week
Would you mind signing for my new bagpipes if they try to deliver them before I move in? Thanks m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)

There goes the neighborhood!!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

don't worry m8, I sleep during the daytime so I'll only be making a noise at night

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:19, archived)

Oh, I'm quite the night owl myself hahaha
But you know..."er indoors" haha...so if you could keep it down a little bit, that would be super
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:36, archived)

PS, ROCK ON!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:38, archived)

I can see we're going to get on like a house on fire!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:43, archived)

old-school bovver tactics back in fashion
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:04, archived)

ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)