postie job didn't work out
recruited to work 30hours per week working 5 days in 7.
1st day virtual training watching videos, like the classic
'Look there are blacks spastics and queers work here, we're definitely a tolerant workplace guv'

and 'wow so many robots, but we don't expect you to be one lol, look this postie does rapping on insta'
then first week on site
"here's a 9+ hour day and you're in for 6 days. You'll probably get 2 days off next week but we don't know when"

piss taking cunts
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 20:30, archived)

/blog

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 20:31, archived)

is it waged or salaried?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:07, archived)

yup

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:11, archived)

can you financially continue to support all of your bad habits?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:09, archived)

Spunk on it's tits

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:14, archived)

ah shit, I covered it in jam and then spunked in its eye :(

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:16, archived)

That's equally effective

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:32, archived)

spunk on it is tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:53, archived)

prezactly

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:47, archived)

Ah fuck that's shit m8
Sorry to hear it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:31, archived)

aye, still, at least I know now
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:56, archived)

That's shit , we had a bloke start the other Monday. Did his h s training, turned up Tuesday. Got a bacs payment of 400 quid , never seen again. Plod went round to get the van and the laptop back. The 400 quid is a civil matter as hes claimed harassment

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:53, archived)

do sparks get paid upfront on contracts?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:34, archived)

Mobile engineer, get a float for parking and buying bits , fucking lol. When I retire again I'm smashing it

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:42, archived)

You did harass him pretty badly tho, tbf.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jul 2021, 7:42, archived)

That's a bag of dicks and no mistake

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:38, archived)

aye
dunno if it's just this sorting office or business wide, but I guess it doesn't matter now
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:53, archived)

Actual lol at “look this postie does rapping on insta“

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 2:44, archived)

Yo I’m a postie, here on insta, I once delivered letters, to the prime minsta

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 2:46, archived)

Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
And his motherfucking cat
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:38, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:59, archived)

I'm the host with the most, delivering your post from coast to coast, I'm white as a ghost
I like sunday roast
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

Im truely sorry for your lots :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:39, archived)