alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)

No
Got a sinus headache setting in
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:37, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: COVID
You're welcome
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:58, archived)

*Dies*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 19:38, archived)

Yes
knocked off at 1, been to the shops, fannying about in the kitchen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 14:56, archived)

got a cool apron?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 14:59, archived)

I reckon he has that one with the french maid outfit on it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:00, archived)

of course I do m8, come on
www.souschef.co.uk/products/risdon-risdon-denim-street-apron
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:31, archived)

I want one what says 'Kiss The Co*k'
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:41, archived)

Kiss The Cork?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:50, archived)

kiss de cark, so it is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:59, archived)

might get a 'boob inspector' t shirt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:59, archived)

Is there one for bumholes?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:00, archived)

Yeah, Mono's got one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

We're all well aware of the existence of mono's bumhole, thank you

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 21:10, archived)

alright!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)

Friday

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:17, archived)

pishin it doon here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:21, archived)

Yep, same

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:22, archived)

meh,

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:50, archived)

meh,

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:59, archived)

meh,

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:00, archived)

meh,

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:47, archived)

meh
tried to paint the shed but it started raining
nearly finished my picture frames though
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 15:51, archived)

ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:22, archived)

Just use waterproof paint

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY8311Q1KJ8
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:16, archived)

Does it make any difference to you at all whether I’m alright or not?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:28, archived)

SOME of us care, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:00, archived)

absolutely fuck all, mofaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

Does it make any difference to you at all whether anyone on here is alright or not?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 22:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8308647
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 22:59, archived)

Then why fucking ask?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 0:56, archived)

it wasn't a question

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Aug 2021, 11:54, archived)

That’s true, you’re right.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:46, archived)

Ok, so I’ve given this some more thought, mongy is right of course, neither I nor anyone else here cares if you are alright or not. So there’s no need for another update, ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:19, archived)

Would you bother on any opinion this tedious shitcunt has?

( mongychops, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:54, archived)

Nah, not really

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 22:39, archived)

As long as you're not planning to sue me then no

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:59, archived)

I'm going to sue you for ten pounds damaged item

( mongychops, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)

I'm going to countersue you £5000 for the emotional distress caused by your post and the damage to my reputation.
You can expect a gaz from my lawyer.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:54, archived)

→(° ۝ °)┗

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 23:17, archived)