It's the afternoon: deal with it, libtard's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:00, archived)

I'm dealing with a pot noodle
As the cooker is out of bounds till tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:38, archived)

leftover mixed olive, tomato and chorizo linguine here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:05, archived)

what flavour tho

( maia posted this on, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 17:05, archived)

I thought pot noodle was the flavor?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 4:01, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:39, archived)

not bad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:05, archived)

FUCKLIFT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)

I'm dealing with it by going home, roll on the next lockdown

( mongychops, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)

I could knock off now, no-one would know but it seems poor form if I'm standing in for my boss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:11, archived)

got my lad his first jab this morning
then had a big nap
might do something this afternoon, might not
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:12, archived)

I'm off for a troll after lunch I think
incredibly, the sun is currently out

need some bamboo shoots anyway

/blog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:13, archived)

trolling the trolls, I bet!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:16, archived)

alwez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:16, archived)

I wish legless would come back :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:21, archived)

Well, I suppose *someone* has to.
Taking one for the team there, much appreciated.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:44, archived)

haha I don't really, I was just joking!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:51, archived)

Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:05, archived)

My granddaughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.
The guy said the rental was £50, and the set-up fee was £1000.

I said, “That’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:29, archived)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)

alright, /qotw

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:41, archived)

Lollity rofls

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:14, archived)

You've let me down, you've let the school down, but most of all you've let yourself down.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:42, archived)

at least I haven't let the bouncy castle down yet

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:55, archived)

I'm sorry you've written a joke
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:02, archived)

I tried on an octo fissimo today, I believe I need one

( mongychops, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:22, archived)

I like the look of those a great deal
Much more to my taste than a Rollie tbh

As your financial advisor I say go for it son, you deserve a treat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:39, archived)

Less than 6mm thick and titanium, weight is fuck all . Don't even know its on

( mongychops, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:47, archived)

you know what to do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 18:35, archived)

you'd better 'watch' your credit card bill if you buy one!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)