And now afternoon
I'm having a fucking awful day, u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)

My day is neither awful nor wonderful. It is just a day that I will have forgotten by tomorrow and may as well have never happened.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)

I am expecting to hear that my boss - and with him my job - is no more, at any moment
And I've managed to fall out with my kid over my attempts to have Xmas with her for the first time in 3 years.

Might take a sad, miserable shit on a shark.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:58, archived)

Still, on the plus side my Mrs has been approached by a headhunter about a job.


...in Saudi Arabia
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:59, archived)

so a bit of peace and quiet in the mcbeef household soon?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)

nah she won't take it, got to be here for medical stuff - and is morally opposed to the country anyway

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)

I have met a handful of Saudi top-level royalty
they practically live in a different universe than us. Abdullah did not travel with mere hand luggage
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:13, archived)

you see their kids bombing about in Knightsbridge in their imported Ferraris and so on
they just park where they like for as long as they like, and simply pay any fines incurred without giving a shit. Little cunts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)

Sorry to hear about your boss, is there a chance he'll pull through or is it very much something terminal? Hope you patch things up with your kid soon.
If you need to take some time away from stopping this place dying on its arse I could try and post some morning / afternoon threads although I don't think they'd be very good.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)

he had a heart attack Sunday night, three more Monday night and several more last night
we're at 'family is all at the hospital' stage now. Fucking frightful and completely out of the blue.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:14, archived)

So I guess he's got a chance then. Think it would be unusual for someone to die from an MI if they'd made it to hospital unless they were older or had significant comorbidities.
Not a cardiologist but would have thought they'd have stented his coronaries by now. I guess if enough of his heart was damaged he could be in heart failure.
Hope he pulls through
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:24, archived)

cheers man, he had a stent in by Monday morning, but it's clearly not sorted him out
He's in his mid-late 60s but not overweight or a smoker and swims most mornings - no-one would have seen this coming
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:27, archived)

Bored, fuck all to do

( mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:00, archived)

I've been making a 'things I can't/ don't know how to do' about my boss' job all morning
It's an alarmingly long list
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:02, archived)

will the business be able to continue without him?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:05, archived)

I don't know for sure - if I'm completely honest, I doubt it
but I might as well be as prepared as I can be to help someone stepping in, just in case
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)

bumholes

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:08, archived)

any chance you'll get asked to do it?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:29, archived)

maybe as an interrim thing, no idea tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:35, archived)

rim lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)

There are a couple of good YouTube channels I can recommend.
There's one where a man shoots things with different guns to see what happens and another one where some Australian pricks drop things onto other things to see what happens.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:12, archived)

this has cheered me up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF0nN2zw_0o
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:19, archived)

just had a chicken and bacon sandwich
and now I'm going to replace my kitchen lights
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:04, archived)

pastrami, gherkin and emmental toastie here
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)

Bloody kids, they've made echo repeat 'can can' ten times now and they're jumping round the kitchen shouting "you fat bastard".

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:10, archived)

hahaha good on them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:12, archived)

Alexa, play lip up, fatty

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:22, archived)

meh,
been in bed all day with some sort of virus.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)

I'm not a fully qualified medical expert but that deffo sounds like covaids to me

( broadsword, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:51, archived)

meh,

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:45, archived)

I think the kitchen door's been concreted shut

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:44, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:50, archived)

you'll have to use the back door

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:52, archived)

kennethwilliams.jpeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:00, archived)

Heh, "peg".

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:47, archived)

They've given me spaz taps
They've even got a H and a C on them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)

best of all the 'How 2' presenters

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:49, archived)

:)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:59, archived)

Had a second meeting with the CEO of the start-up I'll hopefully be working for in October.
Which is a turn up for the books, I guess.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:46, archived)

alright Tea

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:57, archived)

nice one pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 16:03, archived)

Ta moosh.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Aug 2021, 22:59, archived)