morning
couldn't sleep so I've made an early start at work, no point lying in bed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:03, archived)

nice sunny one here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:03, archived)

Morning
Slept very poorly, so I'm hoping the workmen are going to be here no later than 12, so I can have a nap
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:31, archived)

got various calls with my boss' sons in law today, see what's to be done about the business in the short term

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:41, archived)

God, that sounds even more fun

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:47, archived)

it's a laugh a minute!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:54, archived)

Morning alright need a poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:00, archived)

godspeed your brown emperor

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:06, archived)

morning
people say the mudslide is a cocktail, but for me, it was my first dump of the day
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:09, archived)

morning
mine was more like grapeshot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:11, archived)

Managed to get the kitchen door open

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:09, archived)

YESSSSSS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:11, archived)

get the kettle on

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:54, archived)

I think my greatesht fear right now is getting the Gush.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:25, archived)

went off like a spunky firework

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:32, archived)

piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:33, archived)

Morning
My other half's 8 year-old nephew has Covid. Inevitable with the schools going back I suppose, hopefully he'll recover fully and quickly so he can grow up to be a racist cunt like his dad.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:31, archived)

fingers crossed!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:32, archived)

anyone here use Google Fit? it's gone to shit for me in the last day or so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:32, archived)

n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:36, archived)

have you googled it?
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)

yer it's well fit lol
nah I use summat else due to a general paranoia about handing over even more data to google, still use an android phone tho so I'm only fooling myself
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:28, archived)

No, I'm dedicated to being a fat knacker

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)

anyone here use Google Fat Knacker?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 15:56, archived)

morning, and today starts the process of getting people in for estimates
Christ it bores the arse off me
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)

estimate *this*, m8
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

Hang on, let me fetch my micrometer.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)

sounds like you need a settle plate

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)

they're this season's must have

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:34, archived)

*writes Live, Laugh, Love in mould*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:58, archived)

I can help.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 10:28, archived)

I was looking forward to a nice easy Friday, nice fry up and then pub, but no 3 different subbie cunts here. Jobs gone to shit

( mongychops, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:41, archived)

I don't know what this means

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 9:52, archived)

just not your week, is it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 10:15, archived)

Nope, although I didn't realise it was pay day. So that's a bonus

( mongychops, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 10:17, archived)

I actually got paid early despite all the turmoil here - that just means I'll run out sooner though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 10:22, archived)