accidentally broke the pavement outside my house :(

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:38, archived)

how'd you manage that?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:53, archived)

I was digging up some shit concrete on my drive
and it appears the council resurfaced over my bit, so when I lifted the concrete, I took a huge chunk of pavement with it.
I'd tape it off and put cones up but it's right in the middle of the drive entrance
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)

I've reported it, and sprayed it with yellow aerosol paint
so I guess I just wait and see now
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:59, archived)

whoops
hope they don't try and fuck you with a bill for it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:13, archived)

they well might
but given a bit of it came up earlier when I pulled up a dandelion, I'll be negotiating
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:21, archived)

What time was it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:39, archived)

Love

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 16:22, archived)

Chico

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:37, archived)

Same time it always is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:52, archived)

Funny you've had trouble with shit concrete, as I've heard Mcbeef has had a recurring problem with concrete shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:09, archived)

By being a fat bastard?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:35, archived)