good afternoon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 12:35, archived)

hiya queef

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Sep 2021, 13:01, archived)

another tedious day, might watch Guns of Navarone

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 13:23, archived)

I'm at an ESG investing presentation, plz send sian williams to rescue me

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Sep 2021, 13:26, archived)

I asked, but I'm afraid she said 'fuck dat'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:14, archived)

what a bitch!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:54, archived)

Gonna assume that's gay Greek bodybuilder porn.
Enjoy.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:30, archived)

Bored out of my mind

( mongychops, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 13:27, archived)

same here man
this week can fuck off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 13:30, archived)

+ tiny

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:31, archived)

mind penus
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:31, archived)

bored out of my I have a
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:32, archived)

accidentally broke the pavement outside my house :(

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:38, archived)

how'd you manage that?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:53, archived)

I was digging up some shit concrete on my drive
and it appears the council resurfaced over my bit, so when I lifted the concrete, I took a huge chunk of pavement with it.
I'd tape it off and put cones up but it's right in the middle of the drive entrance
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)

I've reported it, and sprayed it with yellow aerosol paint
so I guess I just wait and see now
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 14:59, archived)

whoops
hope they don't try and fuck you with a bill for it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:13, archived)

they well might
but given a bit of it came up earlier when I pulled up a dandelion, I'll be negotiating
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:21, archived)

What time was it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 15:39, archived)

Love

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 16:22, archived)

Chico

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:37, archived)

Same time it always is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:52, archived)

Funny you've had trouble with shit concrete, as I've heard Mcbeef has had a recurring problem with concrete shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:09, archived)

By being a fat bastard?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:35, archived)

Afternoon
Decided that I quite like my new hair colour
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 16:38, archived)

well that's good

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 16:49, archived)

Is it brown?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:33, archived)

Black

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 21:51, archived)

Afternoon.
Been quite productive. I've cleared the greenhouse, installed a safe at the mother in law's house, taken a broken cot to the household recycling centre and been to Sainsburys and M&S to stock up for our centre parcs trip on Friday.
The next door cunt's fucking dog is barking away but hopefully I'll only have to put up with it for a couple more weeks and if the house thing falls through I'm definitely going to murder it.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:43, archived)

late afternoon
can't decide what to do with myself tonight
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 17:49, archived)

Good afternoon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 18:16, archived)

TYPICAL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2021, 20:29, archived)